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@junkbondinvest 20-40 cents is optimistic in plenty of BK scenarios. Model should be par or 0.

Look at the left chart. Private credit bankruptcy recoveries. 6 out of 13 issuers recovered 25 cents or less. Almost nothing in the middle. You either get out near whole or you get almost nothing. That's Apollo's Zito "20 to 40 cents" call showing up in actual data.

@writeclimbrun OC on a deal I was on in 2007 had a fatal grabber over the weekend and I was probably the last person who ever talked to him. He didn't get back to me all weekend, which was off, and his partner called me at 10 on Monday. They think he bit the dust Friday night.

OMG I was on a zoom call with someone and he had a heart attack while on the call with me. literally keeled over and hit his head incoherently, bleeding.

@strunker96 @PeteMundo I saw a documentary once about a family who was en route to a park called Wally World and they had their hubcaps stolen in St Louis. I hope they found the guys who did it.

@PeteMundo Going to STL for March Madness is like wanting to go to Disney World as a kid but go to Six Flags.

It's obvious what's going on here. NCAA Tournament in town and STL decides they need a curfew for kids. Glad they're doing it, but not exactly a great look.

@PeteMundo I hope they have an exemption for math club members who are meeting with their chums to prepare for the end of the academic year tournament. I'm sure at least 90% of the youngsters in STL would qualify under such an exemption.

@DanTwelmeyer @CaryKelly11 @TyroneDJackson That "experimental inoculation" was tested for OVER 12 WEEKS before its conditional approval on December 10, 2020 and was found to be entirely SAFE AND EFFECTIVE. Debunked.

We may, but we also are in year five of “clinical trials” of an experimental inoculation that has been found to have excessive dna contaminants breaking FDA 10 ng per dose threshold, including the sv40 promoter. The CDC hasn’t updated the incidence of cancer data since 2022. We don’t know who really is leader of the pack, but it’s attacking more and more and younger and younger. And Iowa’s pesticides are a huge problem. sv40.org publichealthpolicyjournal.com/review-of-call…

Iowa produces the most GMO corn in the US. Iowa uses more pesticide than any other state except one. Iowa has the 2nd greatest incidence of cancer in the US. Some Iowa countries have cancer rates 50% higher than the national average. But it can’t be the chemicals…

@writeclimbrun Praise the Lord they put HopSlam back on the normal schedule. My annual HopSlam party is next weekend - any later and I would drink the whole supply. I am anxiously awaiting the release of Oberon as well.

can't wait for Oberon day.

@xenokatabasis @financedystop Look at the movie and music list for 1984. Plus Mary Lou Retton. The country unquestionably hit its cultural peak in ‘84 when the Boomers were still young and somewhat cool.

This is why 1"Every Breath You Take"The Police 2"Billie Jean"Michael Jackson 3"Flashdance... What a Feeling"Irene Cara 4"Down Under"Men at Work 5"Beat It"Michael Jackson 6"Total Eclipse of the Heart"Bonnie Tyler 7"Maneater"Daryl Hall & John Oates 8"Baby, Come to Me"Patti Austin and James Ingram 9"Maniac"Michael Sembello 10"Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)"Eurythmics

Financially, being 30 today looks nothing like being 30 in 1983. 1983: 85% lived on their own 80% were married 60% had kids 50% owned a home 2026: 64% live on their own 47% are married 32% have kids 32% own a home

@ribzoftiktok @burntsaucepack This question shakes me to my core and makes me feel old.

@burntsaucepack What is Chi-Chi’s?

I always wondered how they did this

@dkh__99 @idobadtakes Anyone lacking spectral qualities washes out no later than second review but many people with spectral qualities don’t understand that they have spectral qualities.

@idobadtakes All of us in biglaw are also autistic though

A common misconception among people who have never done a real, actually hard job like surgical residency or Big Law. You are more capable than you can comprehend

@jimiuorio The equation underlying the whole enchilada was 31xx deaths over 88,xxx cases. To believe the purported 3.4% fatality rate you had to believe that the 88k cases in the denominator were all of the cases. We have a very innumerate society.

Does anyone dispute these facts…in March of 2020 there was a nationwide panic that was based on an imperial college study that suggested that covid had a 3-4% fatality rate. Policy was crafted based on that study. By May everyone knew that those estimates were over stated by about 500x. The new information would have never caused a panic…but the ball was already rolling…what did I get wrong?

@shortsqueeznews Institutional racism. Likely took a C-level at McK to get more of an intellectual challenge.

BREAKING: Demarre Johnson, featured in the “Finest Boys in Finance” article earlier this month, no longer works at PwC.

@SMB_Attorney Punch me up an engagement letter, breh. I want to buy this IP. Max bid: $1. I'll pay you a third of deal value.

No big deal. It’s not like he renamed the entire company after this or anything

@ItsMattsLaw Not advised. That is the kind of setup where a double apostrophe passes for a quotation mark and the whole deal is jeopardized because no one can tell if "Business Day'' subsumes nearly the whole document since there's no closure on the leading quotation mark.

Me and the boys updating section references in a merger agreement

@lawyer_memes Refreshing. After being victim of a shakedown scheme by an aggrieved ex associate, my written reviews all became one line: "Let's keep this person around, for now" or "I see no need to keep this person around."

What's the obsession with continuous feedback? A junior associate scheduled a fifteen-minute sync to ask how he was performing. He brought a leather-bound notebook and a fountain pen to take notes. I stared at him in complete silence for eight entire minutes. The only sound was the HVAC system and his increasingly shallow breathing. He eventually asked if I was frozen. I told him my silence was a mirror reflecting his billing efficiency. He looked down at his blank notebook, utterly devastated. I told him that if he was failing, he'd already be locked out of his email. The absence of termination is the highest form of praise. He cancelled his upcoming vacation just to be safe.

@insearchofpar @DutchRojas I shudder to think of how dismal their patient outcomes would be without their sponsorship of the Eagles and associated perks. Does the CEO at least get a box?

@DutchRojas They have been Eagles sponsors for over a decade, while all of that was happening, too. They just didn't have their name on the training center.

A nonprofit hospital lost $201 million in six months. Laid off 650 employees. Three Negative credit outlooks. Then it bought naming rights to the Philadelphia Eagles’ practice facility. It pays no property taxes on $6.2 billion in real estate and lobbies for yours to be higher.

@ChadGriffiths This is where you buy a big insurance policy with a ton of business interruption coverage and then pray for a catastrophic loss from fire, tornado or hurricane so you can protect your dignity and blame the shutdown on the catastrophe.

How long do you give this new business before it’s converted back into industrial space?

@nicknactax @MurrayHillGuy1 NIL and the portal have removed a substantial portion of the variability and the variability is what made the first 4 days the best TV sports viewing event in the country. CSU, Drake and McNeese were the only true upsets last year and all were dispatched second game.

@MurrayHillGuy1 It has changed. There are fewer upsets and I've noticed the games are even less competitive. It's really been the last couple years

I used to LOVE March Madness… Took “sick days” every year on Thursday + Friday, posted at a bar with 4 screens all day. This year I don’t even care enough to fill out a bracket (but picking Michigan) Wtf happened… did I get older or did it just stop hitting the same?

@SellersCounsel Do it, breh. Get out from under the Boomer Tax and the Contingency Litigator Innumeracy Tax. Clio and QuickBooks for the back office. LMK if you need help.

Probably shouldn’t post this on main but lowkey thinking about hanging my own shingle

@DisrespectedThe @carrierwhisper1 Concur, put it next to the trucking museum.

@carrierwhisper1 I80 truckstop would be a good one. The world's largest truck stop has plenty of visitors.

I need the trucking community insight and weigh in. One of the companies I own wants to create a driver memorial center, where should it be located in 🇺🇸?

@bobpockrass I’m literally shaking. I haven’t shaken this hard since the FBI sent 15 agents to investigate the Klan attack at Talladega.

This is the video where Daniel Dye made the insensitive comments. He has been indefinitely suspended by NASCAR and Kaulig Racing.