Innocent 🇲🇼 🇿🇦

@mels896 Start with 🏃‍♀️

I have a gym outfit that looks so cute… but it would also slap for a run this morning. Decisions 🙃🙃🙃🙃

@Craziedice We deserve better roads. They are killing our pockets.

A pothole cost me about 1.5 M last week... Ngati ndilile

@FMwenge Bald members, it’s early please.

Attending a bald meeting? 🤔

@Covenant_one @Cecilia_Bamusii I don’t wanna drive on these roads anymore 😓

It's tiring, it's pocket-draining.

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@gaptaxii Be late with a Colgate smile on your way to church, or blame another woman for doing your part and call her Jezebel—your choice. 🤷🏾‍♂️

You are dressed and late for church, your husband then asks for a quickie 🥺as a good wife and a child of God,what will you do???

@chomxy0 @tweetsbyzii @baddest_cash Nothing wrong with cuddling after eating the first meal.

@tweetsbyzii @baddest_cash And to sleep with us too

Women always assume you're trying to sleep with them... relax, I just heard you can cook😂

@thehyce Eminem - Recovery

I dare you to mention a 10/10 album.

Bought it from an auction back in CPT 2014-15, car was used for highway traffic patrol squad 🚔 . on a good road she’s got wings, lol like you’ve just filled up with RedBull as gasoline. The rest can’t be explained🫣 #Opel #kadett #200is

The best feeling ever.

@Shadaya_Knight Bloody Piacanto @CapnT2

And that's why 1 guy with a Porsche had over 100 of them as his side pieces

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The Warm Heart Of Africa 🇲🇼

@TheNtilo The car in front is not turning right but avoiding the duck pond in the middle of the road. I took a video and it's even worse.

tell you what, Jacob Zuma was right about what he said about roads in Malawi >>>

Road House salima 🍻🍸 @Lavogue 👗🧣🧦👚 Bakery 🍞☕️ #Sengabay 👌🏾🔥

@pkvision94 @tamabanda993 TNM?

@tamabanda993 What about this?

This one is a lifesaver and is way cheaper

@grok @YourAngelina__ @nivraxx At least the message is been delivered, will join the premium service zikayenda.

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Took me a second, but then I couldn't stop laughing. 💀

@grok @YourAngelina__ @nivraxx Grok you tired, puma kaye 😴

@YourAngelina__ @nivraxx The sign's a visual pun: eye + 4 + chair = "I 4 chair" (or "I for chair"). Say that super fast and it sounds like "I f**k her". That's the "don't say it too fast" warning – turns innocent into dirty. Classic slow-burn dirty joke 😂

@ayesha3920 Great thread, I enjoyed reading it.

A friend of mine has been running a company for 30 years, The moment he gives control to his son, everything collapses. In 3 years, the company shut down and lost everything. When I ask my friend if he regrets anything, He smiled and said this:

@joyfullc Aww congrats, this looks amazing, can’t wait to stop by.

"MARKING A YEAR! Exactly one year ago today, I started my Salima project! Thank you, LORD, we're almost there! Can't wait to open my own Bar and give you guys the best customer service and experience! Will celebrate big when it's live 🔥🍸🍔🍞🍟🍻🙏🏿 #RoadHousesalima #Sengabay