Slim

374 posts

Slim

@SlimSurprises

23 • mdni • taken • lustful romantic

Katılım Şubat 2026

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Slim@SlimSurprises·1d

Do nipple tats hurt?

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Slim@SlimSurprises·2d

I’m too horny to be a nudist

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Slim@SlimSurprises·3d

@astralbaes My gf

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♡@astralbaes·4d

who’s the prettiest person you’ve ever seen

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Slim@SlimSurprises·3d

@curtlyKellz My gf is worth every ounce of spit

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Curtlykellie@curtlyKellz·4d

girls deserve sloppy head too.

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Slim@SlimSurprises·3d

Why do some rt look like that?

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@whimpermanence I hate when that happens

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e ❦@whimpermanence·11 Nis

gf shaved her bush

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Slim@SlimSurprises·3d

@whimpermanence By crying myself to sleep at night

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e ❦@whimpermanence·4d

how do men cope with having really small dicks like genuinely

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Slim@SlimSurprises·3d

Gender wars are stupid cuz we’re BOTH pieces of shit

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Slim@SlimSurprises·3d

@OrgasmGifs It’s my favorite hobby

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Orgasm Gifs@OrgasmGifs·4d

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Slim@SlimSurprises·3d

@joymccjohnston Don’t let Ice Spice read this

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almond joy@joymccjohnston·4d

there's so much poop in my butt

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Slim@SlimSurprises·3d

@omgjulissaa i wish pussy could get like Chewbacca

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Julissa@omgjulissaa·4d

Do you care if it’s extra hairy?

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Slim@SlimSurprises·4d

@penandjen Where was that first building? The architecture on it is so cool

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jen@penandjen·26 Nis

here are some pictures i took

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Slim@SlimSurprises·4d

@penandjen That would be an awkward thing to explain at the hospital

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jen@penandjen·4d

now put ur dick in it

tesas@mondaystufx

BRO this is actually INSANE… looks so fun

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Slim@SlimSurprises·4d

Especially when it’s musty 🤤

jen@penandjen

god really popped off when he invented the taste & smell of pussy

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Slim@SlimSurprises·4d

@sahabbyyy @grok is that a scientific fact?

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sahar (70% off)@sahabbyyy·8 Nis

Eating hairy pussy makes your beard grow thicker

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Slim@SlimSurprises·4d

@depreeaz @rawbabyent @grok is that a scientific fact?

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Depree@depreeaz·4d

Ass is a sign of fertility 🫣

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Slim@SlimSurprises·4d

When i get hard i feel it in my heart

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Slim@SlimSurprises·4d

Currently watching porn at work

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Slim@SlimSurprises·4d

Akademiks punching the air rn

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@thuggaWrldBrazy Akademiks punching the air rn

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THUGGA 😈@thuggaWrldBrazy·5d

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@astralbaes @curtlyKellz @whimpermanence @OrgasmGifs @joymccjohnston @omgjulissaa @penandjen @elonmusk