slk worm

My toxic trait is that when I suck on a straw, I think I might accidentally choke myself.

“you think you all that and a bag of chips, huh?” me:

@SocramBoo I had to think of a comeback…

@hiluhree Mistakes and good times were made

@slk_worm I meant that a couple turned into about a dozen 😹

I can’t listen to @slk_worm. She say we’ll have a couple drinks and four hours later, here I am 😑

@hiluhree Pickles are forever

.@slk_worm got me this pickle, what a sweet friend. Also, my baby sis got me to buy a fancy Larq water bottle because I kept accidentally poisoning myself w moldy ones. Two thoughtful babies 💜

@hiluhree Being drunk distorts time perception

@hiluhree @m0nicav @land_of_talk Best show to date

I bought three tix to see my favorite band. Never seent em in person yet. @M0NiCAv and @slk_worm will accompany. And they’d better. I’m so fucking hype 😭 @land_of_talk

@hiluhree Didn’t know anyone missed my presence. This is endearing

.@Slk_worm is not in the office so what am I even doing here

@SocramBoo Gas lighten at its best

@SocramBoo Says the loose lip hoe

@hiluhree Standards were met

Quesa-Tacos from Vibez w @slk_worm. One of the best things I’ve ever eaten 😭

@hiluhree Opposites attract

My work BFF @slk_worm has the exact opposite Meyers-Briggs personality type 💜

My adopted Mexican son can’t take a class he wanted to at Fresno City College, California be use he isn’t African American…

@yo_mando22 @fresnocity

@fresnocity professors discriminating bc of race when kids are just trying to learn is crazy

@yo_mando22 @fresnocity

@yo_mando22 @fresnocity This class isn’t for every student, it’s part of a program, if you are part of the program, you are also required to take concurrent courses! FCC has many other classes like this. They are “cohorts” for special programs.

@jessesinger90 This class isn’t for every student, it’s part of a program, if you are part of the program, you are also required to take concurrent courses! FCC has many other classes like this. They are “cohorts” for special programs.

*Big French Accent* “You god damn cock sucker 🚬😑”