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@james_xond Don't be a dickhead

If you could telepathically say something to all 8.3 billion people on earth, what would you say?

@holy_schnitt Purple mayonnaise.

a lady sitting behind me at my gate just said “it’s like mayonnaise, but purple” genuinely what could she possibly be talking about

@Tripple____M Pretty much everyone! The backheel needed to be more precise, then he didn't make an attempt to win the ball/go with the run or even foul, everyone gave Southampton half a pitch to run into, that header was very badly judged, the keeper could've done better too.

Who was at fault for this goal?

@theawayfans World Cup willy if it was individuals, Wembley doubles if it was 2 on a team.

You’re playing football with your mates as a kid... Score and you go through to the next round... but miss and you’re out. What did you call that game?

@themicdrops @Gracie_Blue89 Mr Chelsea picks the Chelsea rb as best in the world, it's not that shocking tbh 😂

@Gracie_Blue89 Reece is the best right back in the world? 😲 That’s the only one I disagree with! Neville is a knobhead but he was quality. James is a good player but he spends more time in physio than on the pitch 😅 Not world class either IMO

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿2006 England vs 2026 England Watch who John Terry gets put up against 🤣

@ryankatzrosene Seeing your point of view, you're probably right. But I live in G and I can get most of that stuff in the town I live in, so I'm just basing on vibes. I don't need to pick D because they already know my orders here 🤣

D is the right answer: Not only does it include Butter chicken, Pad Thai, Dim Sum, Pho, Ramen noodles, and Korean BBQ, it also includes Kebab, Baclava, Shawarma and Falafel… AND… if you zoom in, a little bit of Sicilian pasta, pizza, Greek salad and Moussaka. Seal the deal with a nice New Zealand rack of lamb, a glass of Shiraz and Pavlova for dessert.

@JohnSha75430242 @drsportsmedia Rosenior isn't a bad manager and no where near being the biggest problem at Chelsea. But out of the 6, he's done the least so far. It's hard to say Rosenior did X and that's why he's better than Y, the rest you can argue a case imo.

@Sloff2985 @drsportsmedia Yeah they're all pretty good managers in all fairness I even think Liam rosenior gets a bad rap I think he is not the biggest issue at Chelsea I think he's worse than maresca but still definitely a good manager

Rank the 'Big Six' managers! 👀 👇

@JohnSha75430242 @drsportsmedia I agree with 1st and 6th but I think the rest are kind of interchangeable. Slot won the league, but didn't go 2nd,2nd, favourite. Could either turn around a club faster than Carrick has? Could any of them do what rdz did at Brighton?

@drsportsmedia Pep Arteta Slot Carrick De zerbi Rosenior I'm a bit torn on where I've put Carrick but he's done well for united

@sflorimm Europe has a headache from putting up with American nonsense.

USA has ChatGPT USA has Grok USA has Claude USA has Gemini USA has Llama USA has Copilot China has DeepSeek China has Qwen China has Ernie China has GLM China has Kimi China has MiniMax Europe has?

@juanjalcaraz @deathbian I thought there was 3 in Palomares, but no-one would believe me if I said America dropped multiple nukes on Spain. It does explain the frosty relationship though doesn't it?

@Sloff2985 @deathbian Actually, there were four bombs.

wait what the fuck happened in spain and denmark

@MinatoHokageOL @deathbian Maybe he should be paying to clean up Americas mess from before as well?

@Sloff2985 @deathbian Almost as if america pay spain to land planes there and is the reason trump is threathning to take that money back

@WitchsmellerW @mandyarthur @grok Sorry, was Hegseth talking about a different Royal Navy? Or he only meant Northern Ireland, Scotland and Wales? You don't need to sign off with a selfie you clown

@Sloff2985 @mandyarthur @grok England now is it ? 🤡

Hey @Grok, please list the top 5 countries the US sends aid to and the full all-time dollar amount. Directly next to that, list the number of times each has sent troops to fight alongside us in war. Simple list. Be very concise.

@MAGACult2 Why are so many Americans not only accepting this nonsense, but actively acting like this?

If you are human and not from the U.S.A. what would you like to say to us right now?

@Ravenismeee You've never had chocolate ice cream with hot chocolate sauce?

what tastes good both hot & cold ??? there is nothing 😭

@Bunny_ngl Thats it! Left leg, right leg your body will follow

Gonna start running tomorrow but I’m confused how it works… am I just supposed to literally take off running? that’s so embarrassing 😭😭

@heyshipz Wine, marriage and Carla? Could be a good month for me, not so much for poor Carla 😂

the first 3 words you see will define your APRIL 😭

@MKovac_Writer It sounds rude tbh. I hope you have space in the freezer for the curry and at least you know not to bother next time!

Curious to know, if you’d spent a couple of hours cooking up a curry for your family who are visiting from out of town and they turn up saying they are disappointed as they’d hoped you’d have made them a roast dinner instead, is this rude? Kind of wish I hadn’t bothered.

@SeabrookCrisps Did the horses that fell at Cheltenham go to your factory, instead of the glue factory?

Can you guess which flavour’s coming back next month?