Commander Sloppy

The amount of winning is unprecedented

@mokhanhim This one’s gonna bang

Jews have the weirdest rules Can’t use a microwave on Saturdays but it’s ok to murder children and eat their foreskins 🤣

DO YOU SUPPORT THE DEATH PENALTY FOR CHARLIE KIRK'S ASSASSIN? YES OR NO

BREAKING: Erika Kirk is emerging as a key figure in helping President Trump unify his coalition ahead of the midterm elections.

white peoples be like “ no no he’s friendly” meanwhile the dog is raping you

BREAKING: UFO whistleblower Matthew James Sullivan, who agreed to testify before Congress on alleged secret government UFO programs, died of an accidental overdose, per NY Post.

Love or hate Laura Loomer, she is probably the most powerful person in the world right now

JUST IN: Iranian delegation has reportedly flown out of Pakistan without meeting U.S. officials.

Another week down and already time for Retard of the Week. Please give me your nominations for this week's winner.

How would you like to see Trump executed after being convicted of war crimes?

you just KNOW it had to smell crazy there

@MolluskOp @LeadingReport That’s commander to you sgt pussy bitch

@SlopCommander @LeadingReport Trump will soon be rolling out annesty cap’t dumbfuck

The desire to move to the U.S. has dropped to an all-time low, per The Hill.

It’s the Loomer administration now. May God have mercy on us all.

Holy crap it’s real. Damn Donald. Yikes 😬

@EdKrassen So?

BREAKING: The Intercept reports Kash Patel disclosed two past alcohol-related arrests. One for public intoxication and one for public urination, according to documents tied to his Florida Bar application. The report comes as Patel denies recent drinking allegations and pursues a defamation lawsuit, adding new context to the controversy. Why is this dude running the FBI?

NEW: Trump calls Candace Owens an "extremely low IQ individual," scolds her for attacking the First Lady of France.

@remarks @RealCandaceO

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 President Trump says Candace Owens is an "extremely low IQ individual."

@MccmechSteven @SenateGOP

@SlopCommander @SenateGOP Cool story, bro. Now run along & grab the proof of this that we're all dy8ng to see.

Time is not on Iran’s side. The regime is in an economic vice, losing $500M a day. Previous Presidents sent Iran cash. President Trump continues to put the U.S. in a position of strength.