sloth

this song is what plays in my head while i'm being told the most important information of my life

@ditzyhunta every time i hit a helmbreaker i yell "FROM THE TOP OF THE ROPES!"

i placed each weapon by how sadistic or masochistic the users tend to be :D happy april fools...? WHICH ONE ARE YOU??? #monsterhunter #mhwilds

LMFAO

is that a logitech k120

@aaliyahvtuber_ "behind these hazel eyes" is the first song i ever ripped on karaoke.

* MEN & MEN ONLY * Tell me a song by a woman you sing with your whole chest

"the sith and the jedi are the same thing they just have slightly different opinions on how to study the force" The Sith:

my dad is playing re7 for the first time and when i went to check on him he looked at me like this

@hermitpaisley za hando doing it "poorly" made me bust out laughing, like yeah i guess a chainsaw would do a rubbish job of it too

We all agree

Jesus on the 3rd day

it's so funny that all of this is a tier 5 calvin and hobbes reference.

Again

the venturelings

Voidwalker Venture #venture #overwatch #overwatchfanart #ventureow

Again

I’m not even gonn document every time Vegeta get beat up from now on. It’s like brushin my teeth at dis point. Imma just type “Again”

Pepsi paid $2 billion for the rights to market the Star Wars prequels. They went all-in on this first film. The toys ended up making more money than the tickets. All of it was built on a poster with no actors, no plot, and not even the movie's full name. On November 10, 1998, an ad agency called New Wave Creative, working with two Lucasfilm employees, Ellen Lee and Jim Ward, put this image into theaters. It just said "Star Wars Episode I" at the bottom. No subtitle. A kid walking in the desert casting Darth Vader's shadow. Star Wars hadn't released a new film since Return of the Jedi in 1983. This one image had to sell the comeback. Pepsi's deal covered everything. Pepsi cans, Frito-Lay chips, Pizza Hut, Taco Bell, and KFC. They printed 8 billion cans featuring Star Wars characters. Guinness World Records listed it as the largest brand partnership deal in history. Lucasfilm's own ad budget was just $20 million. When the teaser trailer dropped a few days later, it only played in a handful of U.S. theaters. Fans bought full-price tickets to a 3-hour Brad Pitt movie called Meet Joe Black, watched the 2-minute Star Wars trailer, and walked out before the film started. Some theaters started replaying the trailer after Meet Joe Black ended so people would actually stay in their seats. That trailer got 35 million downloads online, which in 1998 meant waiting an hour on a screeching dial-up modem to watch a pixelated rectangle on your monitor. The Phantom Menace opened May 19, 1999. A workplace consulting firm, Challenger, Gray & Christmas, estimated that 2.2 million Americans skipped work that day, costing employers about $293 million in lost productivity. In one day. The movie made over $1 billion at the box office. The merchandise made roughly $2 billion, nearly double the ticket sales. Lego's Star Wars toy line blew past its own sales forecast. I looked up what happened to the people behind this poster. Ellen Lee went to Pixar. Jim Ward became president of LucasArts (Lucasfilm's video game company), ran for Congress in Arizona, and then became CEO of the Phoenix Symphony. New Wave Creative went on to design the posters for Borat and Shaun of the Dead. And Drew Struzan, who painted the theatrical Star Wars posters (the colorful painted ones you probably picture when you think "Star Wars poster," not this minimalist teaser), died last October at 78 from Alzheimer's. The Star Wars franchise has generated an estimated $46.7 billion in total revenue. Pepsi bet $2 billion on a franchise that announced its comeback with nothing but a boy and a shadow on a wall.

Staff at The Onion screaming and crying rn

bomb to your ficus name a good escort map

@VentureFootJob WOO!!!!

venture

@YUNGJEFF keep watching.

KUMA IS HERE TOO?? Holy.

grown ass men