Karley Sciortino

@cherrydarling13 The world needs more witchy erotica authors so thank you for your service 🔥

@Slutever Absofuckinglutely and the major reason I write what I do!

I’ve cum to realize that, as women, pretty much everything we’ve been sold about sex and aging is a lie 😵‍💫💦 open.substack.com/pub/karleyscio…

17 dos and don’ts of a sex party – from what to wear, to consent and splash zone etiquette – by me and OF superstar @kazumisworld 🔥😈💦 @karleysciortino/note/p-206643238?r=1j1vu&utm_medium=ios&utm_source=notes-share-action" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">substack.com/@karleysciorti…

The tea on when it’s fair game to ghost someone (😈), and what to do when your date disappears… open.substack.com/pub/karleyscio…

@PatrikSandberg 😈

@Slutever ❤️‍🔥👏🎬

@playboyredhead Wow high compliments bb

@Slutever You were the blueprint

@theliamnissan Lmao

New Trump/Ken Paxton billboard spotted in Texas

@tmosfear Jumping into small pools = danger 🧐

@Slutever The only bar I'd wish to be set higher are my talents on the diving board as long as my back till holds out but neither am I a circus attraction for jumping into small pools lol.

After your mid-30s, the bar gets higher as the pool gets smaller. But I promise there’s some good news… 😈 open.substack.com/pub/karleyscio…

@briancommeans The world is… interesting for sure. But I do think there’s hope! But I’m sure for someone getting back into it after so long the dating world could seem bonkers.

@Slutever Newly widowed after 21 years together. What is this world? Sidenote, have you noticed nurses seem to be the dominate career in female dating profiles?

The key to why some people flirt well… and others seem like scared robots trained on an incel forum: open.substack.com/pub/karleyscio…

@briancommeans That’s a win for women’s internal organs tbh

@Slutever Not every guy is blessed with one so big it should have an elbow. Sorry....

I asked 20 women what they (actually) think about dick size… and what I found was more interesting than I expected 😏 open.substack.com/pub/karleyscio…

@BakerOfScones Wait… this is one of the hottest, deepest and truest takes of all time. “Don’t date unsuccessfully enough” is so lol.

@Slutever The cunty friends cuntiness is why she has seen enough mystery dicks to have a very strong opinion on them. The vast majority of people don’t date unsuccessfully enough to develop strong opinions on this

@pixelpreaching Omg but maybe it’s a bonding moment?! lol

@Slutever That's really interesting about the hysterectomy. Unfortunately the only person I know who's had one is my sister and I'm definitely not asking her about this

Popular theory has it that banging your ex opens up old wounds and cock-blocks you from moving on. Okay, sure. But who has that much willpower? open.substack.com/pub/karleyscio…

s/o to the person at the araki screening who stood up and said heyyyyy gregg you’re right that gen z doesn’t have sex but i’m trying to get laid right after this if anyone is interested

Who can guess this rare male characteristic? 😈 open.substack.com/pub/karleyscio…