Karley Sciortino

What’s “too much” stalking, and what are we REALLY looking for when we lurk the ex??? 😈 open.substack.com/pub/karleyscio…

It’s one of dating’s most annoying questions: If you want a relationship, how long should you wait to fuck? 3 dates? 3 months? 3 seconds? I have a new theory 😈 open.substack.com/pub/karleyscio…

Women have a competency fetish.

@Aggierufus Honestly your mom sounds cool!

@Slutever But also im not American, so different cultures

If you’re looking for a relationship, when is the ideal time to sleep with someone you’re into? I have a working theory… open.substack.com/pub/karleyscio…

@Aggierufus I used to agree with you! Lol

@Slutever Right away

@Sugartimmyix 🤔

@Slutever Hi me to spoiled

I wrote about a particularly strange “sugar” date from my 20s involving an internet stalker, a hot British stranger, a duffel bag full of cash, and far too much alcohol 😵‍💫🥊 open.substack.com/pub/karleyscio…

When (if ever) should you text a man you’re newly dating? 🤔😈 open.substack.com/pub/karleyscio…

@leakedshi I do!

@Slutever Did u open portals? With that energy?

I took a break from men… and loved it. Here’s what I learned in my seven months of intentional celibacy 😏 open.substack.com/pub/karleyscio…

What happens when you turn 40, stop dating, get a puppy, and do a solo cross-country road trip? (It’s giving Eat, Pray, Don’t Fuck?) open.substack.com/pub/karleyscio…

@ChristopherHale Perf

I’m dying

It’s seems like there’s these numbers we’re supposed to hit in order to achieve a “good” sex life… but what’s not enough vs too much? (Asking for a friend? Lol) open.substack.com/pub/karleyscio…

What #bimbofication actually is, who’s into it, and what most people are getting wrong 😈 @karleysciortino/note/p-193289296?r=1j1vu&utm_medium=ios&utm_source=notes-share-action" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">substack.com/@karleysciorti…

I wrote about how a series of increasingly strange dates—with men who dont ask questions, have d*ck issues, and live in apts without furniture (???)—led me to a period of celibacy 😈 open.substack.com/pub/karleyscio…

Made a list of my fave things—from great butt jeans to the perf $10 mascara to a maximalist duvet. Shop here: open.substack.com/pub/karleyscio…

@MahoganyVintage Less studies… but more than you would think bc I polled my male friends and was shocked that like half said they had!

@Slutever What percentage of men faked it?

Between 60-70% of women have faked it… but what’s behind all the fraud? 😏💦 Read: @karleysciortino/note/p-191168675?r=1j1vu&utm_medium=ios&utm_source=notes-share-action" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">substack.com/@karleysciorti…

@RamonaMillerXo Tbh same 💦

@Slutever I’d just assume he’s gonna flake and move on with my life honestly!

What would YOU do in this situation? Read in full: open.substack.com/pub/karleyscio…