Matt Williams

jd vance grew up 15 minutes from where i did so the fact that he called his book "hillbilly elegy" will never not be insanely funny to me, like dude you grew up in the suburbs of western ohio

@VanHiltonLIVE I don't even know her beyond twitter. But I do take exception to calling women "loser whores" and "cunts" not only in general, but especially over such a benign tweet.

@pixelpreaching ah well maybe that's tthe proper reaction idk why you hang out with loser whøres like that çunt

this is violating and wrong but i look great so i'm torn

Funny thing about that: It was originally 5,100 but ABC freaked out that it was too small a town. So I added a zero.

of course twitter "didn't find [this] to be in violation of the X rules" guess you have to call someone cis to manage that

@VanHiltonLIVE @teachrobotslove Damn I look great thank you

@pixelpreaching @teachrobotslove Fatasss loser

Your mother is problematic. Your father is problematic. Your son is problematic. Your aunt is problematic. The cashier at the local Tesco is problematic. You've probably bought a cookie from a bakery made by hands that have done unspeakable things. Every chocolate bar you've ever eaten has probably killed a 7 year old child slave in Cameroon. The gas that drives your car is fueled by engines of death. Every person who has ever smiled at you in the streets has committed some act that if you knew about it, would make you profoundly dislike them. We have all been bad, small, petty, unlikeable, cruel, downright mean. Authors are not special "problematic" beings, they're just more public. Part of being an adult is recognizing that without mercy for our fellow human beings, and ourselves, we'd all be condemned to death. Reading fiction should help us understand that we're all irreparably tainted with evil, every system is corrupted, every line is broken. And like, that's okay. That's what it means to be alive.

@DreamLeaf5 It was like the least concerning MeToo allegation ever, just poor communication/reading body language. The way he responded to the backlash was the worst part honestly.

I thought Aziz got canceled or something?

i truly love this woman. she absolutely humiliated this dipshit without saying a single word. what a queen.

@katefeetie hahaha i love this (i still have not watched this, though I have the Criterion 4K)

filled a major gap in my personal film history tonight

@RobynWingsIt Sixth Sense and Citizen Kane. Maybe Saw and Seven.

Am I missing something obvious. I feel like I'm missing something obvious

@vashikoo This is my favorite movie poster of all time (also a pretty good movie)

The only time "unwittingly" has appeared in a movie poster occurred in 1973.

lesbian on a camping trip with the straight girl she’s in love with + her boyfriend

@thamosdeaf @jailedamanda I feel like McQuarrie is the only reasonable alternative here

They’re trying to kill @jailedamanda

@Sim2Mike @ive_arc Never made this connection but damn he really does look like Fred Gwyne in that

@ive_arc What is a yute?

This was the greatest moment in legal history

the people asking what episode of community this is from is so funny to me. this is literally how shows used to be promoted. just out of pocket soft core porn in magazines you’d buy at the grocery store for a show that aired at 7:30pm on NBC on Thursdays

@zoerosebryant thats actually extremely believable because the people that do this shit are insane

how do you end up in this situation twice

@thamosdeaf sorry but that's 100% the seat i'm choosing, that'd be wild

I don’t have time to unravel the psychosexual implications of choosing seat 3

The best thing my students ever gave me. One semester I thought they were just *really* focused on taking notes. Turns out they were compiling a book of all the slightly unhinged things I'd said. It's 152 pages long.