Smackover Hawg

@JudeMontclair DAyum!!!!!

What would you say if you were honest?

@DevotedDividend Who really shot Kennedy?

I'm 33 & earn ~ $120k/year in dividends 👨💵 My goal is $240K/year by 2030 📈 Ask Me Anything! 👇

@jannnelss On a sandwich, or in something. Not by itself dumbass.

Idk how yall eat mayonnaise. That shit is terrible.

@FrankLuntz Quit taxing success. Huge child tax credits. Quit subsidizing the dregs of society's fuck trophies.

How can we incentivize more Americans to have children?

@DefiantOutlawX Or the blue Chevy step side Jed drove in Red Dawn.

In case Japan didn’t know, this was every boy’s dream truck in the late 1980s.

@DefiantOutlawX Truth.

@Matt_Pinner Prius

What vehicle do you automatically assume is being driven by a total a-hole

@luxemiaa You think just because someone is wealthy they can't do the same? It's just not always worth our time. I build empires, not fucking patios.

Sure, having a man who’s 6’2” and wealthy is cool but you know who really won the husband lottery? The women whose husbands can build things from scratch. Imagine telling your husband, “Babe, we need a new patio,” and he says, “Okay, I can build that.” Those women truly won in life, and no one will ever convince me otherwise.

@ClayTravis Cam Boozer becomes Cam Loozer. Just. Like. That.

One of the most incredible endings in NCAA tourney history. Duke is up two with the ball and ten seconds left on the inbounds. Pure madness.

@GovernorLuca @hitposternutbag LMAO

@hitposternutbag Hell ya brother. I miss living by a high school

Might’ve had the best sex of my life last night with a 7/10 Sophomore. It gets better fellas.

@sully7777 Perhaps he can talk some sense into Cal and help coach up our big guys to play D.

All teams left in the NCAA tourney are built from the inside out. A Final Four Joe Kleine will love.

@KurtSupeCPA So your clients have to be at least 50 and only have $1.4 million? Not much of a flex.

They'd been measuring themselves against the Hendersons for thirty years. Bigger house. Nicer cars. Private schools. Country club. My clients always felt a little behind. Saved more because of it honestly. Pushed harder. The Hendersons sold their house last spring. Mutual friend mentioned they had to. $890,000 left on a house worth $1.1 million. Three HELOCs drawn over twelve years. Credit cards. A boat they financed twice. The country club dues were going on revolving debt. My clients have $1.4 million. The Hendersons retired with $340,000 and a payment on a car they couldn't afford. They spent thirty years feeling behind someone who was secretly drowning.

@mjc5577 @mrmikeMTL The hell it ain't.

@mrmikeMTL Have you ever experienced -52°C? We have when we lived up by the Arctic Circle. It's not easier.

Can we all agree that extreme cold is better than extreme heat??

@CoachDanGo Brawndo!!! It's got ELECTOLYTES!!!!

Men need creatine. Women need creatine. Old people need creatine. If there's one supplement I recommend to 99% of people, it's creatine.

@CoachDanGo Eat red meat. Creatine is overrated.

@ieshapi52 My target

the glasses stay on. what are u staring at?

@Cali_Hillbilly @historydefined We have a winner!!!

@historydefined Ali knock out of Sonny Liston

What is the most iconic sports photograph ever taken?

@susansmith58135 Has to be AI.

I'm proof you're NEVER too old to wear a bikini at 71 🥰

@VinnysCorner1 Kurt Rambis

Without saying Kobe Bryant, Jerry West, Magic Johnson , Kareem Abdul-Jabbar or Shaq, name a Laker……

@starkymorgan_x Eventually

be honest... would you pull out?