Small Church YM

Church may be the only thing in a given week that a student can know for sure is happening.

Easter is near and my algorithm is all Alistair Begg clips.

@ChristianPunsOG Our worship leader had a man put a finger in his chest and call the praise band “filth” over and over again because we were having a combined worship service and there were drums and guitars in the sanctuary.

Lemonade will not stain a gym floor. Purple Kool-Aid will.

@RachelToRome He was well aware of this and did it anyway.

God Himself died to save everyone, but very few people will accept His free sacrifice.

Your Christmas party doesn’t need a Bible lesson. Joy is a fruit of the spirit. Just having fun together is a Bible lesson in itself.

@Mishi_2210 15

How many square you see ..? 99.9% will fail

There’s four trees up in our building. All of them lean.

Two signs of a healthy church: crying babies and singing men.

Include God in anything you do, and watch God take it to places you’d never imagine.

@BehizyTweets All the youth pastors right now….

Christianity is by far the most mature religion. We eat bacon. We don’t circle rocks. We don’t wail at walls. We don’t think we can trick God by typing G-d instead of just saying God. We don’t punish people for leaving the faith. We don’t wage wars to force convert non-believers. We don’t think cows are holy, in fact, we think they’re delicious when cooked right. Come to Jesus and he will take your heavy burden and give you a new heart & an easy yoke.

*checks remaining youth budget for the year

@ChristianPunsOG The Revelation and the end times started with “it is finished.” We’re not waiting on the end times, we’ve been living in them since Jesus left earth. Also, You can’t teach that when people die they immediately go to heaven/hell and teach rapture. It’s one or the other.

Don’t be intimidated by your enemies. This will be a sign to them that they are going to be destroyed, but that you are going to be saved, even by God himself. For you have been given not only the privilege of trusting in Christ but also the privilege of suffering for him.

@gatorgar Yup. You always have a seat at the table. Just show up and listen closely. Bonus points if you come back next week!

Alright Christians, help an ex-atheist and former Democrat out: Can I just walk into a church and sit down? What about mass on Sunday? Is there anything I need to do in advance? I don’t want to start a denominational argument but where do I go? My family needs to go to church.

Word of God speak. Pour down like rain.

Wed Sept 24, See You at the Pole (Prayer at the Pole). After Wednesday and losing such a powerful voice for Christ on school campuses, we need to make this year’s Pole event the largest event on every public school campus this year. Flood schools with prayer & the name of Jesus!

@DougFields @DownloadYM I’ll be there (I think)

@SmallChurchYm @DownloadYM It’s today… there’s still time… it’s not till 9am PST

.@DownloadYM sends an email about “grab this item from 9-10 am Pacific Time” and I spend the next 23 minutes doing time zone math just to get it wrong.

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but Poole noodles are $.97 at Walmart right now