JackKingOffsuit69

stop tellin me to stop saying “we” when im talking about the thunder imma be holding my wrist up like Shedeur if WE go B2B

If ur gfs mom isn’t at least kinda hot ur so fucked

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOODMORNING THUNDER FANS IT IS MONDAY THE LOTTERY YESTERDAY DIDN’T GO AS PLANNED BUT ONTO BIGGER AND BETTER THINGS BECAUSE TONIGHT WE ONCE AGAIN WALK INTO THE CRYPTO CENTER THE VILLAINS OF THE LEAGUE TONIGHT WE FACE A TEAM WITH THEIR BACK UP AGAINST THE WALL AND NOTHING TO LOSE TONIGHT WE HAVE THE CHANCE TO COMPLETE THE SECOND SWEEP AND ADVANCE TO THE WCF UNDEFEATED IN THE PLAYOFFS TONIGHT WE HAVE THE CHANCE TO GET EVERYBODY ON THE TEAM BUT ESPECIALLY DUB AN EXTRA WEEK OF REST BUT WE CANNOT LOOK AHEAD WE CANNOT OVERLOOK THE TASK AT HAND WE HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF BUSINESS AND FINISH THIS TONIGHT WE SEE SHAI FIND HIS RHYTHM BREAK THROUGH THE FLOOD AND GO VINTAGE SGLA AS HE REMINDS EVERYONE WHY HE IS THE MVP AND BITW TONIGHT WE SEE CHET CONTINUE TO PLAY LIKE AN ANIMAL AND CONTINUE HIS ASSAULT ON THE RIM WHOLE SPREADING THE FLOOR AND SWATTING ANYTHING IN SIGHT TONIGHT WE SEE AJAY PROCEED WITH HIS METEORIC RISE TO STARDOM AS HE CUTS AND CARVES THE LAKERS UP TONIGHT WE SEE IHART BIG BODY THE LAKERS AND CONTROL THE GLASS TONIGHT WE SEE LUUUUUUUUU LOCK IN AND LOCK DOWN ON LEBRON ONE MORE TIME TONIGHT WE SEE CARUSO AND CASON, COOKIES AND CREAM WORKING IN TANDEM TO CREATE TURNOVERS AND CRUSH THE LAKERS SPIRITS TONIGHT WE SEE ZAI JOE MOOOOOOOON BALLS AND LIGHTNING MCCAIN NO DIP THREES TONIGHT WE SEE KENNY READY WHEN HIS NUMBER IS CALLED AND TOPIC READY WHEN THE BENCH IS CLEARED TONIGHT WE SEE AARON WIGGINS ONCE AGAIN SAVE BASKETBALL TONIGHT WE TAKE CARE OF BUSINESS TONIGHT WE LOCK ON FROM TIP TO THE FINAL BUZZER TONIGHT WE PUT THE LAKERS TO BED ONCE AND FOR ALL TONIGHT WE SEND LEBRON TO THE RETIREMENT HOME TONIGHT WE GET TO SEE OKLAHOMA CITY THUNDER BASKETBALL SO SOMEBODY, ANYBODY, AND EVERYBODY PLEASE TELL ME WHAT FREAKING DAY IS ITTTTTTT #ThunderUp

Austin Reaves is a pussy. Where did he go to college? Probs picked it up there

If the greater NBA community is honest with itself, Shai is the closest thing we’ve seen to MJ.

Hey ref! That’s a foul! #blind

Bitch if you don’t just get me my $50 referral

Out drove Tiger Woods today .

It’s about that time 😈

Your ex is destroying someone else’s life now. You escaped.

They should rename 'blackjack' to 'can you beat 20 you little stupid fuck?'

Checking table minimums on every blackjack table

@ClubWPTGold @WPT @ijustwanamunch

You can suck at poker and still win your way to the @WPT World Championship with $10k in your pocket‼️ That's why we're giving away five Mystery Quest 🎟️ To win retweet and tag the worst poker player on X/Twitter 👇

Justin Wrobleski to Andres Gimenez as the benches cleared in World Series Game 7: “F**k you, motherf**ker.” 👀

Killing yourself at your lowest is too obvious. I’m gonna do it at my peak so they’re left wondering why

Who’s going to be the one to tell her?

Stopped drinking beer and started drinking brown liquor and my life has been so much better

Dudes rock

Whoever said size doesn’t matter has never faced a 500% pot bet on the river. #poker

Gavin Gundy, Mike Gundy’s oldest son, with a post on Instagram about his father.