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@JufS_Hofstade @phillicheeztake @unreMARKLEble Ou est le wrinkled beige clothing shop sil vous plait?

@phillicheeztake @unreMARKLEble French? But but but she was on Duolingo

Same day, different outfit. I guess we can’t wear the same thing to different events? That just seems vain & kind of excessive. These 2 things were literally hours apart. #MeghanMarkle #MeghanIsTheProblem #MeghanMarkleExposed

@SummerRhapsody @BritishRoyaltea @usernamecoffee They’ve probably signed an NDA

@BritishRoyaltea @usernamecoffee I'm sure she is tbh & if only those children could talk.

Catherine kneels while talking to children - meeting them at their level with kindness and respect. Meghan makes her own daughter kneel at her feet. The contrast couldn’t be more glaring.

@bornfirstkindly M said the RF wanted her to serve up her family on a silver plate, but she seems happy to serve them up on a paper plate now

Someone needs to help me with this as I don't pay attention to celebrity stuff. Does anyone else post their kids online as much as she does? The K's used to but do they still?

@SummerRhapsody @suzanne93990828 Ou est le beige wrinkled clothing shop sil vou plait

@suzanne93990828 She's probably memorized a few words. 😂

#MeghanMarkle will probably set up some staged pap shots with school children while in Switzerland. 🤣

@nolink29 @bornfirstkindly The hat had to sign an NDA

@bornfirstkindly If that bloody hat could talk oh what tales we would hear 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

"The mean lady wouldn't hold my hand". #JustLookAtHerScowl

@TeresaBuglass @CaraLisette Once had a patients husband bring in urine in a washing up bowl inside a carrier bag. He was told it needed to be in a sample bottle and was given one. He then tried to transfer it whilst at the reception desk.

@CaraLisette Unsolicited samples are routinely dropped off. And not just urine. And not just at the reception desk. Have had them posted through the letterbox with only a name on them, with no context. How about just answering the question politely?

Had to drop a urine sample off at the doctors and the receptionist said “did we ask for this?” Why else would I be handing her a tube of pee???

@abingoyippee “Delighted at the news” - translates as “that’s what H&M told us, so I suppose we’ve got to take their word for it”

“Was Safely delivered of a son.” Sounds like she ordered him from Amazon. THIS was a HUGE “tell”.

@OliveGr93276899 @RVealingthenarc It’s like she’s an alien pretending to be human and it’s her first day on Earth

@RVealingthenarc She doesn’t seem to know how to react/interact so she is always looking at Harry. He’s a dumbass but at least he knows how ro act around people.

Given a gift… and then that moment during the photo 👀 It’s subtle—but telling. #MeghanMarkleExposed #RevealingTheNarc

@Savanna221988 What I don’t understand is, why didn’t he go to DFS, and get a sofa on 3 years interest free credit.

H had millions before he met her and it did not even occur to him to spend any of it until he was over 32. She had to buy a sofa? Why didn't he ask for Diana's money? He asked for it and got it straight away. His dad gave him 2 million before telling him to use Diana's money. In fact, he said the 16mn was for his children, only to turn around and say he used it to buy the house

@ARamblingRoyal The media had no problem in adapting to call Sophie the Duchess of Edinburgh, so it can be done. It’s just petty of them.

And the media still uses “Kate.” 🤷‍♀️ Today, with an apology issued by the BBC for referring to Kate Middleton as, well, Kate Middleton during a live broadcast last week on Armistice Day, the difference bears discussing—is it time to officially embrace Catherine instead of Kate?

@maura_gmail @MDymore I think some designers will have done so

@MDymore If she was wearing my designs I would send her a cease and desist letter.

This is markle's pathetic excuse as to why she has decided to publicly (something she has been doing, not so discretely, since becoming a royal) merch her outfits: "Over the last several years, I would hear about an incorrect designer getting credit for something I wore, either via affiliate links or press, and that never seemed fair," she explained. "Credit where credit is due. These brands and designers work so hard and take great pride in their work, and I choose them for a reason." Yea, right. How to say 'I am broke' without saying 'I am broke.' Took her a while to come up with that 'excuse', because she didn't expect the clapback. She doth protest too hard, me thinks.

@ARamblingRoyal You should watch @michaelpavano on YouTube his impression of M and Jamie 3 names is hilarious

Jamie is such an attentive listener when Meghan speaks & shares her unlimited wisdom. After watching this over and over & laughing harder each time at Jamie’s response - I realize I may have a problem 😂🤣😂🤣😂

@damekatydenise_ Miss Grimsby 1982 and the first and second runners up reunited at last, Dame Katy you’re still a babe can’t say the other two have aged so well.

Girls day out. We may have our knockers but we’re not gonna let them pull us down! Cope. 💋 🏳️‍⚧️ ⚧️

@rehearsalpete @SteelerGoalie94 111 can book directly into your GP surgery, these are ring fenced appointments that the surgery cannot use. If the appointment slot hasn’t been used by 111, then closer to the appointment time slot the surgery can use them.

@SteelerGoalie94 Twice have called for same day doctor appointment - non available Call 111 as it was urgent, they say that they will arrange a doctors appointment. 30 mins later I am seeing the same doctor who didnt have any appointments left !

Tried to get a GP appointment. Told to go to A&E. Go to A&E. They say go to walk in GP centre at Northern. Go to walk in GP centre and see….. My GP. The system is utterly broken. #NHS #HealthService #GP

@unreMARKLEble They do talk. A said “I have a Gap Kids commercial coming up, have you got much work on? L replied “Yes, I’m up for the lead in a Broadway production of Annie, which would be great as I wouldn’t have to dye or brush my hair”

The lack of interaction between #HarryandMeghan’s children is bizarre. It’s like they hardly know each other. Anytime you see siblings in the same vicinity they’re always aware of each other, acknowledge each other and interact. It’s just strange. But then again only going to places where the public isn’t allowed, being so isolated, being exploited for cash and not knowing your family is what their parents have put upon them. It’s sad. #MeghanIsTheProblem #MeghanMarkleExposed

@RaineyDayL @DuchessofGeeks I think Serena was asked to make a post and then she had to go and retrieve them from the bin.

@DuchessofGeeks Serena WIlliams 'unboxing' of the chocolates was a shade to M. Chocolates stuck together and a ripped box!!! 😂😂😂

This carefully curated selection of As Ever products is a master class in cheap stock photography. These are some of the cheapest-looking, blandest marketing photos anybody could come up with. Everything is grey, beige, and brown, but I suppose that’s just like Megan herself. Is this minimal aesthetic a reflection of Madame's recent trend of wearing less jewelry and ostentatious clothing? Or did she just hire the cheapest photographer she could, and this was the result?

@S1CT @MeghansMole What did H give in return, strawberry spread, flower sprinkles and a signed copy of Spare?

@MeghansMole Generally speaking, and particularly in foreign affairs, the exchange of honorary gifts is a two way street. Not a grift. Harry represents no one and offers no legitimate authority.

Each time Prince Harry has gone to Kyiv under the guise of Patron of Invictus Games, he has come back with gifts comprised of diamond earrings, gold earrings, necklaces & other jewels Is the patron supposed to be receiving gifts for his wife to merchandise for a profit?

@londondb @damekatydenise_ @WelshDerek22 Back in the DHSS

@damekatydenise_ @WelshDerek22 Where are Half Man Half Biscuit?

The 20 best bands of all time according to Rolling Stone magazine. Who got left out, and which band is ranked a little too high? #MassDebateWithDameKaty 🍆 💦

@nancytsidley @RogerTodger4 @StephanieSidley If I was Serena I would tell WME and M where they can stick the chocolates

@RogerTodger4 @StephanieSidley Her assistants opened it & later someone called (probably WME) telling her she had to post it on instagram.

Ummm, Serena Williams just trolled the crap out of As Ever! That is NOT the way you unbox a friends gift! 😂

@lintcstealth @it_is_fareed My now grown up daughter has never forgiven JO for what he did to school dinners

@it_is_fareed George Osbourne implemented the Sugar tax, but Jamie Oliver is the one who campaigned for it.

What they’ve done to San Pellegrino Lemon is unforgivable. I’d like to find whichever bureaucrat came up with the tax that made them change the recipe and break their fucking fingers