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@SmartyPantsPayt

Feminist. Progressive. Depressive. Aquarius ♒. Has never been in the pizza category. The living embodiment of a milkshake.

Katılım Mayıs 2019

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💗@ma1ybe·8h

Hot take but we literally tried to warn you that this is what happens when abortion access isn’t accessible.

Zoya🕊️@Zoya_ki_batein

This newborn baby was found in a dumpster in Houston, Texas. "The child appeared to be fresh out of the womb, with his hair wet, his skin pruned and his umbilical cord still attached." Thankfully, he survived

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Xavier's Online@xaviersonline_·21h

In 10 years we’re going to see posts criticising gen alpha for spending all their money on rice when sawdust is cheaper and just as filling

Magills@magills_

Gen Z won’t even write a budget they just order a $28 burrito and look at you like this

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𝓐𝔂𝓸✯@shefwayo·5d

me after a long day of distracting myself only to realize my heart is still heavy

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ARROW@phresh_arrow·5d

if you’re 34 and don’t have kids, you’re actually 28.

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@ThisActorLife @blackbearpics little too on the nose for parody

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Dumbing it Down@ThisActorLife·5d

@blackbearpics Should be called "In the Gay". Too much homo-erotic suggestion. Two men constantly calling each other husband and saying I love you. A woman in the desert in a retreat with her cherish, also a woman. Apparently, everyone is LGB now.

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BLACK BEAR@blackbearpics·6d

now means now. in the grey is now...now playing in theaters everywhere. starring jake gyllenhaal, henry cavill and eiza gonzalez. written & directed by guy ritchie. get your tickets...now! 🎟️

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antifa honeypot@mformorphine·13 May

me and who

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Squash Scone@SmartyPantsPayt·13 May

Had not even occurred to me the key is making more money. 🧠

Gentlemen's Aesthetics@Gmen_Aesthetics

Make $12,000 a month, live off of $4000, invest the $8000. That's how you get rich.

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horse dentist@equine__dentist·12 May

the fog is coming

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cee@1ovesickkk·12 May

great tweet man is everything okay at home

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꒰ঌ jax.@_daeys·10 May

This is literally the best sora wig I've ever seen

ぺちゃ🌟@pechaco1010

ソラ野球観戦

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Squash Scone@SmartyPantsPayt·11 May

I get it’s an odd holiday but pretty concerning no one knows what Truman Day is they just complain state offices are closed. Which, sure, inconvenient. But then Missourians don’t know the only Missourian president and only president to drop an atomic bomb…

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Squash Scone@SmartyPantsPayt·11 May

It’s Monday

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McKinley Lettre@mckinleylettre·8 May

FactPost@factpostnews

New reporting reveals RFK Jr. is exploring banning certain SSRIs, potentially barring drugs like Zoloft, Prozac and Lexapro. Decades of research shows SSRIs are safe and effective.

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