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@Tesla7771 @Vanessa_ABee right wing ideology has devolved into nothing more than getting angry and saying random words

@Olorin_TheGrey @BravoKiloActual @esjesjesj I mean Evan not Charlie. I know more about Big Kirk than you do

@Smash64Link @BravoKiloActual @esjesjesj He was a young conservative political activist, organizer, entrepreneur, author, and media personality. Many saw him as a future figurehead of the conservative party in the same way many have viewed AOC as an upcoming figurehead of the Democrat Party.

Cannot stress this enough—he was a fucking podcaster

@AJOYa121 @BravoKiloActual @esjesjesj I mean Evan not Charlie

@Smash64Link @BravoKiloActual @esjesjesj He would actually do the work. Unlike some people who just virtue signal. Virtue signally is so much easier than actually being virtuous.

@JREZJREZ @BatVibes Anything can be deep if you exert effort. Without effort nothing becomes anything

@BatVibes It's just Pokemon bro, it ain't that deep

Did you know Alakazam has "5000 IQ" but this superpower is more of a biological curse? • The Infinite Brain: The Pokédex states its brain cells multiply continuously until the day it dies. Its brain becomes so massive and heavy that its neck literally cannot support it. If it stops using constant telekinesis to hold its own head up, its neck will snap. • The Physical Atrophy: Because it relies entirely on psychic power, its physical muscles have completely withered away. It is essentially just an organic supercomputer dragging a useless, dying husk around with sheer force of will. • The Unending Memory: It remembers every single detail of its life from the moment it was born. Every injury, every battle, every trauma is permanently archived in its mind with perfect, agonizing clarity. It literally lacks the biological ability to forget. You aren't battling with a wise psychic wizard. You are commanding a terminal patient trapped inside an infinitely expanding mind.

@BatVibes That would explain why it's defensive stat is so atrocious

@number1shred @lofi_boy0826 @xoelpr_ So you agree that you are also a pronoun person

@lofi_boy0826 @Smash64Link @xoelpr_ Yes I understand basic grammar.

was/were

@number1shred @xoelpr_ Dont say that about Big Kirk

@xoelpr_ Mental illness

@no1gladionfan You just got KIRKED

he’s gonna WHAT

@Kurrco This take only makes sense if, like Jack Dorsey, Half a million is less than 1% of your net worth

Jack Dorsey says the “dinner with Jay-Z” meme is real and that every conversation with him leaves him with more wisdom: "The meme—half a million dollars or dinner with Jay? Like, that is real. Every moment I’ve had with him, every story I could tell, is really just a compounding realization around how much wisdom he has. A lot of it’s through experience, but a lot of it is just instinct. [...] I don’t think people realize how deep it is. You get it only through these small snippets in the music or maybe a speech or an action. But if you put the whole corpus together, it’s pretty impressive." (via GQ)

@donutsection @KyleKulinski well yea bc he doesn't believe in it. it's very easy to concede a continent's worth of ground on an issue when you aren't at all invested in it

@KyleKulinski It should be "say progressive thing" then immediately grts folded.

@KyleKulinski "Newscum" is powerful but Foldsom is more specific

@eternal1te @PopBase naw they're gonna announce The Draft

@PopBase why is the White House acting like they’re about to announce a debut album

The White House shares cryptic video.

@bufuakgames can you add Hasan Piker's parents to the game

I am developing an old-school GTA-style game set in 1970s Istanbul entirely solo. I have been documenting the entire process on my livestreams for over a year now. So yes, I guess Code Monkey is right.

@CruiseCrave source is telling me. please god

@ArizonaRanger03 @TheBabylonBee are you ready to go

@TheBabylonBee 10/10. Let's make combat crocs real.

Soldiers Issued Crocs So Trump Can Say He Didn't Put Boots On The Ground buff.ly/A6Ol0A3

@SweetenerMatcha @bigsnugga @offbeatorbit trial starts in early June, he's about to be everywhere again soon

@bigsnugga @offbeatorbit They are trying to reheat a REAL hot man’s nachos… smhhh

what’s with the horny ass pic

@TheCinesthetic i didn't realize she was also Pinoy Gang

Hailee Steinfeld, whose grandfather was of Black and Filipino heritage, says ‘Sinners’ brought her closer to her roots and sparked a deeper interest in her family history.

@The_Intolerant5 @Based_Drivin @lou_twin @druski she spoke with her vote, and has never denied being a republican

@Smash64Link @Based_Drivin @lou_twin @druski And hasnt said shit about maga or trump

How Conservative Women in America act 😂🇺🇸

@Venonat331 this is the fabled and mythical Masterball Tentacruel

It’s 12:12 AM and I’m up wondering whatever happened to this giant Tentacruel from Season 1 of Pokémon’s anime. 🤔🪼

@The_Intolerant5 @Based_Drivin @lou_twin @druski she is a registered republican voter in the state of florida

@Based_Drivin @lou_twin @druski She hasnt said shit about maga or trump lol