Smash Williams Rally Girl

@danarestia A grown ass man wearing another man’s name on his back 😂

Time for the annual PLL jersey purchase. Who has a new one and can tell me how these Nike shirts fit? Same as previous years?

@james_hoganv @DartmouthMLax @DukeMLAX This guys think he’s Adam Schefter 😂😂😂

🚨BREAKING: Former @DartmouthMLax defenseman Jesse Phelan has committed to @DukeMLAX for his graduate year, he confirmed to me. The Long Island native was a three-year starter for the Big Green and will join a Duke team looking to return to Championship Weekend.

@james_hoganv @NDlacrosse @Tewaaraton Bro why are you talking like that? Trying way too hard. Take a breath 😂😂

Shawn Lyght makes history 🏆 The @NDlacrosse star becomes the first defenseman in men’s college lacrosse history to win the @Tewaaraton Award, the sport’s highest individual honor.  Did the voters get it right? 👀

@danarestia Incredible! Connor has played a massive role in the growth of the game. Any insight on contract details as far as term / average salary? My son Cedrick is a LSM in the class of ‘39 and just started working at FudRuckers as a bus boy. Want him to see what type of $ is out there.

I'm told reigning PLL MVP Connor Shellenberger and the New York Atlas are near an agreement on a new deal that will keep him with the team long term. The deal also makes Shellenberger one of the highest paid players in the PLL.

@tyxanders Ty, what are your thoughts on the state of the MIAA in the future? My son who is in the class of ‘39 is trying to decide where he wants to play high school ball and MIAA is his top choice. Should we consider elsewhere? Any advice is much appreciated. Wishing you the best!

I’ll also throw this take out there: 2026 has been the weakest version of the MIAA I’ve witnessed in my 20+ years following the league. I don’t see many future D1 needle-movers in the MIAA. Just my two cents. (No, I wasn’t hacked!)

@d00gs @XanderDickson Why don’t you put his balls in your mouth some more “Doogs” 🤣🤣🤣 #clown

@XanderDickson You’re a beast dude. Best wishes 🤘

Appreciate all the messages. We’re good. Go bulls 🤘🏻🤘🏻

@WillManny_1 Stfu dude

Utah crowd is top notch. Good work Utah lacrosse community 📈📈

@Krabs_Bets @BookitHQ Jesus I don’t know where to start 1. Posting a video on social media about another man eating 9 hotdogs. Jesus Christ 2. You’re balding 3. You’re eating Chinese food in the middle of the day on a Friday. Hit a fucking treadmill and stop shoving hotdogs down your throat fatass

My thoughts on JJ Watt’s “9/9/9 challenge”

@grantpaulsen Maybe because he wants to be in Washington? Reporters like you are a joke. Hit a treadmill and choose another team

I don't get why Terry McLaurin hasn't asked for a trade. If he's mad enough to hold out (already foregone $150K and counting) which never happens this era, why not be willing to ask for a trade? The other guy holding out has. Normally players holding out also ask for a trade.

@DropShotBets_ Let’s go

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@PremierLacrosse @jackrowlett99 @PLLChaos @DukeCannon Not only is this @jackrowlett99 clip the corniest/cringiest shit I’ve ever seen. This whole league is a joke.

.@jackrowlett99 has the @PLLChaos fired UP for tonight's game😤 Own the Locker Room @DukeCannon

@Krabs_Bets @BookitWithTrent @BookitHQ Eating Chick Fila at 4pm in the middle of the week? Fuck man I get a cheat meal here or there but you’re constantly eating like shit. You and @BookitWithTrent need to hit a treadmill you fat fucks

We can’t take @BookitWithTrent anywhere man…

@MichaelRabil PLL couldn’t be more corny. Player comparison: Trevor Baptise and Caitlyn Clark? Dan Campbell and whoever coaches the green team? Get out of here with that shit you cornball. Bring back the MLL and the Bud Light Zone. Enough of this cringe shit.

God I love SNL.

@BRiorden10 @PLLChaos Head butted 9 guys with no helmet before the game? So sick bro

Heart and soul of the @PLLChaos he head butted 9 guys with no helmet on before the game 🔨

@TailToWin Your downfall is actually crazy. Never seen someone this cold. I come here to fade your picks. Thanks for the free 💰

South Florida lost this game before it started. Midd Tennessee cannot miss a three. Onto the next.

@PLLChaos @BRiorden10 @DukeCannon Most cringe speech I have ever heard. So damn corny. You practice that in the mirror? @BRiorden10

"this is big boy f***ing lacrosse. we're all here for a f***ing reason. prove it to one another tonight and put a smile on your face. let's have some f***ing fun tonight" - @BRiorden10 own the locker room with @DukeCannon