Paul Sims

@Badger2084 @Acyn How many times are you going to fall for "weapons of mass destruction"?

@Acyn Perfect. Most of us care about national security more than the price of gas. During WW2, they rationed gasoline and staple foods because the people understood what was at stake.

Trump on Iran War: Reporter: What extent are Americans’ financial situation motivating you to make a deal? Trump: Not even a little bit. I don't think about Americans’ financial situation

@leafguy403 I've been the same for about 40 years, Kurtis. I despise the Sens (mostly because of their fans) far more now. Just an unbearable bunch that find ways to brag about zero accomplishments. This allows me somehow to cheer on the Habs. Don't ask how this makes sense 😂

I’m so confused. I see all of these well known Leafs fans suddenly jumping ship to Montreal……… I can’t do it. I hate them too much and always have. It will always be “Go whoever plays Montreal” for this guy Maybe I’m being a bad Canadian. I just can’t do it 😂

@TheGeorgeCarlin @kelly_carlin He is so missed but never forgotten ❤️

Every time I go on social media to say “happy birthday” to my dad, I imagine him complaining about people wasting time wishing dead people happy birthday. Oh, well. Happy Birthday dad. You woulda been 89 today. Miss you terribly. (@kelly_carlin)

@GarrettWal60229 x.com/i/status/20539…

When Arias is healthy, Rocchio can move on back to triple A. His fielding this year isn’t good and his bat sucks minus a couple weeks a season. If it weren’t for Manzardo and the other first baseman’s he would have 10 errors

@CleGuardPro @CleGuardians So naturally he's hitting 9th 😐

Cleveland #Guardians (SS) Brayan Rocchio offensive ranks on the team amongst all players with at least (100+) plate appearances. 1) SO% 9.2% 2) AVG .278 2) OBP .360 2) Hits 37 2) RBI 19 2) SB 6 3) wRC+ 115 3) Runs 17 3) BB/SO 1.00 4) fWAR 1.0 4) OPS .743 #GuardsBall

@WUTangKids Looks like my rooster but far less appealing

Grandpa’s "hair" is crazier than usual today

@galexy70 @rjrs6 @highbrow_nobrow You can't be older than 10. Wholly shit

Florida Surgeon General says the state will end vaccine requirements for kids in school and wants to end ALL mandates: “Who am I to tell you what to put in your body? It’s a gift from God.” Fact-check: Vaccines have saved millions of lives. (2026)

@Arockalyps @JomboyMedia The call isn't made the second the ball crosses the plate. The catcher has to hear the call before he knows whether to challenge or not. The batter stepping out of the box also doesn't indicate whether a ball or strike has been called. This is pure ego

@JomboyMedia Ump didn’t do anything wrong. You have to challenge immediately after the call not 5 seconds later

Umpire disallows two instant challenges

@JomboyMedia @TalkinBaseball_ When did Papa John's guy start umping?

@barstoolsports @tobyglanville 😂😂

Dylan Harper couldn’t believe his eyes watching Wemby throw an elbow

@Yosantana_ @Pooch1080976 @TalkinBaseball_ Without pay? Several.

@Pooch1080976 @TalkinBaseball_ What job won’t let you call in sick ? Stop the fake shit

Bryce Harper left the game in the first inning with a migraine

@MilkshakeDuck3 @WUTangKids $70 a day? You could eat at a ton of places unless you weigh a ton

@Smash_Johnson78 @WUTangKids You were "eating out" at McDonald's

Lmao she’s crying about her expensive grocery delivery bill….girl take your lazy ass to the store next time!

@Wendy0851733233 @WUTangKids Totally fair. Also fair to assume you spend nowhere close to $350 every 5 days on groceries. I could eat out every day over a 5 day stretch and spend less than $350.

@WUTangKids I don't drive and we have incredibly limited public transportation, so don't judge me. I have to uber to and from work and the delivery fee is cheaper than a round trip ride to the store. Get a grip. You don't know their situation.

@SecDuffy If this is what you actually believe is this issue, then you are more miles out of touch than your 7 month, tax payer funded road trip logged

The radical, miserable left has noticed our awesome Great American Road Trip trailer… and they hate it. It’s too wholesome. It’s too patriotic. It’s too joyful. They’re upset because they don’t want you to celebrate America! And they definitely don’t want you to teach your kids civics & patriotism. So they tell lies to undermine the mission. Here are the facts: 1. Production costs were paid for by the Great American Road Trip Inc., not taxpayers. Zero taxpayer dollars were spent on my family. 2. Neither myself nor my family received a salary or production royalties. The five part series will be freely accessible by the public on YouTube. 3. The series was filmed in short, one to two day production windows — such as weekends and the kids’ spring break. 4. Career ethics and budget officials at the Department of Transportation reviewed and approved both my participation and individual travel in accordance with federal rules. 5. Under my leadership, DOT has become the most responsive, productive, and transformational in its history — modernizing air traffic control, hiring 20% more controllers annually than my predecessor, moving grants at record speed, and removing illegal truck drivers from the road. Don’t let the haters stop you from visiting our spectacular national parks, monuments and sights in honor of America’s 250th birthday! Our message is really simple: to love America is to see America. So put the phone down, hit the open road, and rediscover what makes America great.

@LeafsFanMd This is aging spectacularly

0 goals for Mitch Marner in the playoffs so far btw. Definitely still a Toronto problem tho

@dumbassgenius @MarioNawfal DEI (drunk, erratic, incompetent) hire

@MarioNawfal Okay, but Hegseth is an underqualified and undercompetent jackass.

🇺🇸 Secretary Pete Hegseth just announced the Pentagon will reinstate every service member discharged for refusing the COVID vaccine, with full back pay and benefits. "Joe Biden's mandate to force military service members to take the COVID-19 vaccine was wrongfully and unlawfully applied. Many service members and their families suffered severe hardship." The plan: reinstatement with back pay, upgraded discharge characterizations, and removal of adverse documents from service files. A new Department of War COVID-19 Reinstatement and Reconciliation Task Force will oversee it. These warriors lost careers, pensions, and dignity for refusing an experimental shot under duress. Today the Pentagon officially called it what it was. An injustice. Source: U.S. Department of War

@_mattywood_ Such a schizophrenic pitcher! It's never an accumulation of innings. All it takes is one

Oh, look. Jesus Luzardo shit the bed again.

@davidpattersonx Your neighbor pays the same amount of property tax. That's fair. Income tax has no proximity bearing

If taxes were fair: You earn $100,000 per year and pay $30,000 in tax. Your neighbor earns $1,000,000 and pays $300,000 in tax. Your neighbor is paying 10X more than you. If taxes were fair, you should both pay $30,000, since you both receive the same government services.

@aaronDmanDonald @everythingreds1 @Nutzypoo_ttv @SportsCardGuy13 Keep it up 😂

@everythingreds1 @Nutzypoo_ttv @SportsCardGuy13 Congrats to sal Stewart. His stats keep tumbling

Can the Pirates just play the Reds forever?