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Bank: We value your deposit. Client: Great, what's the interest rate? Bank: 0.01% Client: But you said you valued it. Bank: We do. That's why we're keeping your interest.

Congress doesn’t know how to survive on $174K/yr has our country $38 trillion in debt. They must be bad with money.

La película de El Señor De Los Anillos si se hiciese en 2026.

CONGRESS JUST ADMITTED $175,000 IS NOT ENOUGH TO LIVE ON, BUT THEY EXPECT YOU TO LIVE ON $14,000 A YEAR.

When they die, these books will be thrown in the trash by their Haitian caretaker and no one will ever remember they existed

He explained private equity in just a minute.

Right in the neck. Don’t miss.

"He turned the volume up because he can't hear the dialogue. Now make the action scenes as loud as possible."

Dentists be like hello I am your dentist and this is my harem

@BitsOfJT @AAStack @Strike @River Your first recurring buy on Cash app has no fees? No 1 week timer before fees go away?

@AAStack @Strike @River Just a little pro tip between me and you, since they do that, you can just turn on a dca for one sec for your smash buys. Get zero fees zero spread on the quick buys

Just Pause my Daily DCA with @Strike and activated my Daily DCA with @River. Why? Because words have power. Chose them wisely

1913 “trust us” they said. “The federal income tax will only apply to a few people and it won’t be much.” Repeal the 16th amendment.

Bitcoin is about to hit 80,000$, but don’t get too excited because the curse of the Bitcoin Conference is upon us in few days 😂

@sakpo0007_ Paul thought the world was ending soon and that it would be better for you to prepare for that.

Can someone pls explain this Bible verse to me like I’m a 3 year old?

This is awesome. Strike has zero fees on direct deposit but when I pay a bill with Bitcoin, there is a fee. No fee on bill pay with Bitcoin is great. I'm going to look into transferring to River

Tips and tricks to deceive god. A Jewish guide.

Al final, el fin del mundo no fue causado por el comunismo, sino por le evangelismo dispensacionalista

@L0V3L3ZZX Por supuesto, ellos quieren otro flujo de ingresos. La verdad, eren pobre.

¿Por qué los "influencers" de finanzas siempre terminan vendiendo cursos y no viviendo de sus inversiones?

Esto