Craig Smith

If you fancy reminiscing about Scotland from the 1950s to about 2017, just when things really started to go tits-up, you could do worse than read my 2nd novel, The River, available from all good bookshops, the baldy taxdodger etc. and also here: intocreative.co.uk/shop/intobooks…

If we’re divvying up the booty I’ll take the pencil sharpener if nobody else wants it.

@daveylittle @ayelearning This would explain his absence from the street.

@ayelearning @Smicht See this is a better story

Alexander Isak’s mum lives near us Beat that

The paperback of my new-ish novel The River is currently half price on Baldemort's website. amazon.co.uk/River-Craig-Sm… - pls leave a review if you buy it, tightwads.

@daveylittle I'll keep an eye oot for him.

@Smicht This level of tenuousness makes it much better imo

@daveylittle He may have flitted.

@Smicht Magnificent

@meljomur Gives them something to write about I suppose.

@Smicht Can’t help but think that certain elements of the unionist sphere love keeping the SNP at the helm in Scotland. I suspect there’s a reason this all happened AFTER the SP elections.

When the dust settles on this dismal episode, support for independence will remain at around 50% and the usual suspects will still fail to grasp that indy ≠ SNP. Wank yerselves into a coma lads 👍

@TRobinsonNewEra Yup. You being a pointless cunt again.

"Culture day" at Bolton college in "Modern England" yesterday. Notice anything?

Anyway, console yerselves with the fact that the board have been vindicated, will spend fuck all, and Celtic will be pumped out of the Champion’s League by a team of plumbers.

Celtic fans are the absolute worst low life terrorist supporting violent scum.

@xbasslichtie So if Hearts had scored a second, or a third in the second half, they’d have been disallowed for made-up infringements? Come on. The pitch invasion was shite, and roundly booed by supporters, but the game was over.

@Smicht I dont think anyone else in Scottish football should bother any more. This season has shown definitively that the authorities have their thumb on the scale for the Old Firm. Fully expecting the authorities to circle the wagons after the disgraceful scenes yesterday.

You know what would have stopped Celtic winning the title yesterday? Hearts doing more in the 90 minutes. They didn’t. Quit with the desperate conspiracy nonsense.

@I_amMukhtar @ricmontg Expect the “Tommy Robinson Fighting Fit” app to launch soon - just YouTube videos of a bald angry guy doing press ups and shouting. £39.99pm - no refunds.

Tommy Robinson has called for British men to get fit and "to get fight ready because a fight is coming to this country." When he says British men. He means white British men.

@Conlaoch69 @DRFW Feigning injury seconds after kick off kinda gave away their game plan tbh.

@Smicht @DRFW They started the game effectively 2 points ahead of Celtic (with goal difference). Their choice was to try and win the match, which they'd shown to be capable of, or to try not to lose. They chose wrong. That's nobody's doing other than their management team.

@Conlaoch69 @DRFW If Hearts had scored more goals I think they might have been allowed.

@DRFW @Smicht "allowed to win" What revisionist pish.

@AwayDaysFB @darrenjdouglas 1.6 thousand explanations so far by the looks of it. 👍

Can someone please explain how ON EARTH this is onside? Hearts have been absolutely robbed at the death. A very dark day for Scottish football 👍🏼

This is how France have just announced their World Cup squad. 🇫🇷⭐️⭐️ THIS IS CINEMA. 🎦

@braes_andy *checks notes* 12747 by the look of things.

@Smicht How many service folk at Faslane are there?

Dumb Barton.