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When your best friend of 10 years pulls out a walkie talkie and says "move in we have enough evidence"

This is bonkers

I’m an older millennial. We had a pretty great run. We grew up with actual childhoods before everything moved online, but we still got the internet early enough to understand it before it took over everything. We had landlines, AIM, mall culture, good music, and just enough technology to make life fun without making it weird. Old enough to remember life before smartphones. Young enough to adapt to all of it. That was a sweet spot.

@tirvo_ Sergio Ramos?

Guess the player VERY HARD

Dad: How much is your school fees Devil: Tell him 200k instead of 100k Me: 450k Devil:

Finally we know what really happened

Wait!! So First Person Shooter was originally supposed to be Drake & Dot? Dot was hater and Boi-1-Da suggested Cole instead? Yeah, I'm sorry hip-hop overall is in a bad space because Kendrick Lamar wanted solo praise. He is a cancer to the culture.

@adebisidejoke Number 8s are box to box midfielders.

If 10 is an Attacking midfielder, then what is the role of an 8???😭😭😭

Autistic people don’t take things literally because they misunderstand. They take things literally because they respect you enough to believe what you said.

the autistic experience of everyone thinking you're hilarious when you're not trying to be funny and the excruciatingly awkward silence that follows when you are trying to be funny

Retirement plan

@fcbharrison Other nations caught up. European teams buold out from the back. Only few teams would try to play. Its more competitive now.

Nations used to panic watching Brazil line up, singing their anthem with that aura of inevitability. Now it feels like the fear factor is gone. This downfall really needs to be studied. joga bonito didn’t just fade, it vanished.

@DylanoA4 Never thought id see a think piece on elevator music. Lol.

The constant pumping of music into every public space, every idle second of sport, every supermarket and café, speaks to an underlying sickness, a kind of cultural mental illness. As a society we are allergic to silence, terrified of spending even one second with our own thoughts

Hold something jor 😭🤣

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Neurodivergent people don’t need a hint. They need you to say it clearly, mean it fully, and confirm it twice.

European football has stripped Brazil off their football identity… they are unrecognisable They really need to reflect

Autistic people aren’t bad at socializing. They’re bad at pretending a conversation is meaningful when it isn’t.

me when i get flashbacks from the corny shit i did

When a coworker raises their voice at me and I start wondering if they should meet the real me