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Found my British Airways Junior Jet Club logbook. 1982 to 1992. Middle name? “Haven’t got one.” Highlights include the Kai Tak checkerboard approach from the flight deck, my dad tricking us onto a Miami flight via Club World at age six, and a welcome letter from Captain Leo Budd with Concorde in the background. Ten years. Five continents. Captain signatures on every page. Going into archive. Thought the internet should see it first.

@MarketRebels lol, AI working out well for workers

$META to conduct labor cutting and restructuring; Plans to reposition ~7K+ employees to further AI initiatives

@PippaCrerar @AliFortescue Took £5m off a crypto bloke in Thailand. Spent £1.4m of it on a house in cash. his mob still vote for him because he once had a pint outside Greggs.

BREAKING: Reform UK leader Nigel Farage bought £1.4m house in cash shortly after receiving £5m personal gift from crypto-billionaire Christopher Harborne. Reform says the "offer and process" of buying the property commenced before gift. Intriguing story by @AliFortescue

So proud. My wife Estelle, who most of you know, is running the Hackney Half this Sunday, 17 May, for Macmillan Cancer Support. Macmillan were there for my family when we lost my brother, and again when we lost my dad. If you can spare anything, however small, it all makes a difference. Link in bio, or here: justgiving.com/page/estelle-c…

Sir Keir has played a blinder.

Insane stat: 0.1% of the accounts on Polymarket have earned 67% of the profits.

@AIFootballGen lol

It's a very welcome gift from the bastards but we will fucking take it. GET IN ✊

Deadly Israeli strikes on southern Lebanon despite ceasefire bbc.in/4cHWYvY

@Steven_Swinford Everyone is terrified of Zack. They're going to crush Labour in the locals. The Tories will be wiped out by reford. Biggest change in politics We'll have ever seen.

Sir Mark Rowley, the head of the Met Police accuses Zack Polanski of undermining confidence in his officers after he appeared to condemn police for 'repeatedly and violently' kicking a man suspected of stabbing two Jewish men Rowley insists he is not intervening in politics. 'When somebody eminent puts something out there which goes fundamentally to the confidence of my officers to act in the protection of London… when we have had two officers confront somebody who they believed to be a terrorist who is not complying. 'They were afraid he might had an explosive device. Can you imagine the fear and how difficult that is to do that? I have sat down with those officers when they were in shock. The officers need to know they've got my support and public support. If someone wants to set onto my responsibilities of operational policing I will deal with that' Rowley warns that Britain is facing a 'rising tide' of antisemitism but says his powers to limit protests is relatively limited 'If someone wants to protest it will take place. All we can do is contain and condition. 'Banning a March to make it static that is a very, very high bar we're given 'Too often people are conflating different views that everyone will have about what's going on in the Middle East and then visiting criticism on British Jews' He says he is 'frustrated' that the police service has been shrunk by successive chancellors 'I have been making repeated requests for the whole three and a half years I have been Commissioner that I don't think it's wise to keep shrinking the police service when the world is getting more challenging and difficult. That said that's what successive chancellors have done. That's what we've lived with. It's more and more stretched. When you get a different threat like this it's harder to bend the organisation towards it.' He says he has asked the home secretary for long-term funding to deploy 300 police offices in North London to keep the Jewish community safe 'I need a long-term, sustained investment that is going to enable me to build a dedicated team, a dedicated sizeable neighbourhood policing team focused on securing life for Jews in North London. The best part of 300 officers is what that proposal is going to require'

@mkandemir apps.apple.com/app/id67646645…

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@LBC @lewis_goodall You’ll die from not eating too

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@zeteo_news @mehdirhasan This is suss af

Trump Evacuated From White House Correspondents Dinner After Shots Fired Secret Service reportedly apprehended a gunman at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner Saturday evening zeteo.com/p/trump-evacua…

@thetimes Stages af

🔺 Trump shooting latest: ‘would-be assassin’ targets president’s dinner. Alleged gunman, identified as Cole Tomas Allen, apprehended after attempting to charge through security at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner in Washington. Tap below for live updates

@ThatTimWalker No one’s up to the job apart from Burnham

One of Labour’s top brass is going to have to summon up the courage of Ken Clarke — who told Thatcher when she was PM that it was all over. Looking around the front bench, I don’t think any of them is capable of a face-to-face conversation like that.

@DavidLammy Suss af

Appalling scenes at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner overnight. Relieved that President Trump, the First Lady, Vice President JD Vance, the Second Lady and all guests are safe. Political violence is an affront to democracy and must be condemned in the strongest terms.

@WorldFamousHot1 gross. if he was a butcher from croydon charged with the same offences, he wouldn’t be on a major US show having a soft-focus redemption chat.

Why the fuck is he joking about it. I fucking despise this narcissistic cunt. Slagging off your ex on telly is shitty too.

he tried to sneak his wife antibiotics so she wouldn't get the STD he'd contracted.

@SkyNews @joncraig he's cooked but no way anyone's taking that job before the may elections

At least two senior civil servants knew weeks ago that Peter Mandelson had failed security vetting for his U.S. ambassador role, Sky News understands. They took "urgent steps to ensure they could update the PM", including legal advice, a spokesperson says. @JonCraig reports ⬇️

@SkyNews i though they were never closing it again. ever. trump said last night?

Iranian navy sends radio warning to vessels in Strait of Hormuz, reports Reuters news agency Latest ⬇️ #liveblog-body" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">news.sky.com/story/iran-war…