Miss L Smith

If there's going to be a big push* on maths in primary education, Margaret thinks it might be time for another teacher to come out of retirement...

can safely say that, as a cis woman, i have never ever felt threatened by or unsafe around a trans women. i do, however, feel unsafe around men most days! hope this helps :)

@KyrstieStubbs You are enough 💜

Mine: Do it anyway x ❤️

TOPHATS!!!

@ZoeParamour Can't wait to post this annual meme- it's great!

My husband: Are you going to post that Humpty Dumpty meme again like you do every autumn? Me:…

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@MrBoothY6 I like the plans Planbee have, but their differentiation leaves a lot to be desired.... 🤦🏻‍♀️

God this sort of lazy 'differentiation' makes my blood boil. Couldn't expose all the children to the atlas could we? God forbid. Just have them fill in some missing gaps instead. The sooner the profession bins the idea that there are three fixed ability groups the better.

Well, Bob Geldof certainly had the measure of Russell Brand.

1998 Lily Savage - Ready Steady Cook 2015 Dame Edna - Bake Off 2020 Bagachipz- Masterchef 2022 Kitty Scott Claws - Masterchef No public outcry & loved by viewers. 2023 @CherylHoleQueen receives abuse for going on Masterchef. The USA hate bandwagon has truly hit the UK.

@Phil_Sledge Garfield has eaten something he shouldn't have outside, and now has enflamed lips ... 🤦🏻‍♀️🤣

Post the last photo of your pet on your phone. I’ll go first. No cheating 😂

@ITimbrell Adorable ! Hope you both have an awesome day !

All ready for 9’s Yes Day tomorrow to celebrate his adoption anniversary. He’s beyond excited, I am not 😂 So I used inspiration of the internet to make some rules & ideas for him, otherwise I fear we’d be sat all day deciding what to do & not do anything 😆 Here we go!

Enough. I don’t want to hear about pandemic teaching from anyone who didn’t teach in a pandemic. What teachers did to keep kids learning in those years is nothing less than a goddamn miracle. Anyone who can’t see that is hereby dismissed from the conversation

@sarramanning OK you've just unlocked some core memory I didn't know I had, with this book! Nostalgia!

How can it be that it’s TWENTY years today that Guitar Girl, my debut novel, was published? Lots of thrills and bumps in the road, but some thirty books later (and no bestsellers!) I still can’t believe that I’m an actual novelist. Here’s to the next twenty years!

Remember when these were popular in the early 2000s? The classroom economy was never the same again. Our first true taste of capitalism.

@NJSimmondsbooks I also felt this! Have you watched all the episodes that have appeared on Netflix so far ?!🥺

I'm also crushing hard on an Elf, which doesn't happen often...

Help me out, Twitterers. Who is this actor in The Witcher? I've seen him in something and not sure what. Thank you!!

@steelemaths Awesome !

Seconded.