Spotted Zebra

@litteralyme0 Stolen valor - I know what you’re doing

stomach rumbled during a j*b interview and the guy said “forgot lunch?” told him nah just hungry for success

Tubi has reacted to Netflix raising their prices again: “Raising my price from free to free”

Oh Andrew

@sagathena @JakeAndQuake @HaikusFromUnder @Variety lol tactic? Was just pointing out you’re getting cooked which can be quite literally proven

@SmithT008 @JakeAndQuake @HaikusFromUnder @Variety I'm not in any way, but I'm sure one day this weirdo tactic will work with someone.

NEW 'LORD OF THE RINGS' MOVIE Stephen Colbert is co-writing "The Lord of the Rings: Shadow of the Past" (working title), which will go into production after "The Hunt for Gollum." The synopsis: "Fourteen years after the passing of Frodo - Sam, Merry, and Pippin set out to retrace the first steps of their adventure. Meanwhile, Sam’s daughter, Elanor, has discovered a long-buried secret and is determined to uncover why the War of the Ring was very nearly lost before it even began." Colbert is co-writing the script with his son, Peter McGee, and franchise veteran Philippa Boyens. variety.com/2026/film/news…

@Malatjie_ @druski There’s been hundreds of thousands of white Christians slaughtered in Nigeria in just the last year. You were never enslaved. Keep up this time of mentality - it’s really what brings people together eh, Malat?

@druski Seeing a lot of “but if a white person does blackface nywe nywe…” Caucasians never suffered racial prejudice in their entire existence. They were never enslaved. This can’t be offensive to them. They do not have a right to be offended by this as we never enslaved them.

How Conservative Women in America act 😂🇺🇸

>Farmers blocking AI data centers being built >Sora closing down >Disney ending the OpenAI deal

Dancing on the fucking grave

@oohhdeer @vohit4rohit @HaikusFromUnder @Variety What you stated it still irrelevant and doesn’t change the point of what I said. Should I go and get Neil Degrasse Tyson to write a reboot for 2001 Space Odyseey? I cannot imagine defending this

@SmithT008 @vohit4rohit @HaikusFromUnder @Variety he knows the books well enough where someone can name a book & page number and he can explain what is happening on that page, potentially quoting it verbatim. he is also very passionate about Tolkien’s intent with each aspect of the lore. he is a purist.

@vohit4rohit @HaikusFromUnder @Variety That means absolutely nothing. Do you know how many massive LOTR fans there are throughout the planet? Doesn’t give him any credibility to write a hundred million dollar script off the most beloved piece of fiction ever

@HaikusFromUnder @Variety Feel however you wanna feel about Colbert, but you’d be insane to deny he’s an absolute Tolkien scholar as well as a literal writer for entertainment.

@sagathena @JakeAndQuake @HaikusFromUnder @Variety You’re getting absolutely demolished right now. I’d just give this one up

@JakeAndQuake @HaikusFromUnder @Variety Don't let your own political bias show.

@blakebooming Not ridiculous to say that

I will say Gilmore had arguably the best peak here

@Chris2001Harris @MLBTheShow Dog I was playing Madden, 2k, halo, cod, etc with lobbies of 30+ people literally 15+ years ago and never had problems. Every issue that this game has had is avoidable and inexcusable

@MLBTheShow I love how people are complaining when we had the PS2 and original Xbox we never had these issues cause systems and games didn't need an online connection

The matchmaking issue has been resolved. Please close and reopen your game. Thank you again for your patience.

@deJJenerate @MLBTheShow Many hours since the issue started and a full 2 hours after they said it was resolved and guess what - still not resolved

@MLBTheShow Still not fixed an hour later

@DaddyDimmuTv @MLBTheShow An hour and a half after they stated it was resolved, it is in fact still not resolved

@MLBTheShow Haven’t hoped on- what’s vibe? Is it running smooth?

@bhlademyst @MLBTheShow Well it’s not because they didn’t even fix or resolve it, still going on

@MLBTheShow Hopefully this is the last time we see this…

@GuardsBurner_ @MLBTheShow They still haven’t even resolved the issue they just referred to

@MLBTheShow Now resolve having to close the app because the game froze for no reason in the lineup menu

@MLBTheShow Why are you flat out lying you scumbag criminal fucks?

@JustinWhite999 @littlemann17 It’s the worst launch of a video game in modern history. Not just mlb. There’s never been a game with this many issues and this horrendous of gameplay a week into release

@littlemann17 Worst launch to an MLB game in the last 5 years. Easily

Day 756 of MLB the Show 26 and the servers are still DEAD. Super fun and cool

@status_is_down Hundreds? Dog the game simply doesn’t work. It’s the worst release of a video game in modern history

MLB the show is reportedly down for hundreds of users right now. Are you one of them? #MLBTheShow #MLBDown community.designtaxi.com/topic/25568-is…

NEW: Kentucky family rejects $26 million offer to convert part of their farm into a data center despite the offer being about 10 times the going rate for farmland in the area. "If it's my way, I'll stay and hold and feed a nation. 26 million doesn't mean anything." "As long as I'm on this land, as long as it's feeding me, as long as it's taking care of me, there's nothing that can destroy me if I've got this land." Video: Local 12 WKRC