Smitty “The Plow” Reagan

They don’t call me “The Plow” because of my abilities with women but because I know how to work a skid steer without my CDL

@freddydanger69 Why do people like this go to my school

Super frat shirt I spotted at the baseball game #skybar

@LesterPatrovic Guy in the background sucks

That face you make when your boy says he’s not going to Punta for spring break

Done with all assignments wtf do I do until spring break

@big_davecarl Not the flex you think it is

I do coke with less than a quarter of a thousand too my name. What’s the big deal?

Drinking beers you’ve never heard of in places you can’t afford

“There was an idea…to put together a group of remarkable people” #avengersinitiative @CaptainBeatty22 @SmittyThePlow @druskilover15 @bob_feller73 @waviddooderson

This place is laughable

@big_davecarl @Auburnissick He keeps a pi phi composite on his refrigerator door

@Auburnissick Is this real, obvi 1 is touse but the rest are literal ass

Happy birthday @BigChops0

@Guy_Montag124 Worst possible Barbour receiver

Hammer time. #ChristmasDay

@Guy_Montag124 Was a rough night indeed

Can someone grab my reboot?

@Guy_Montag124 Hiding the logo under the jacket because you couldn’t take the heat, fuck you, War Damn

The trap #butterfingers

One year ago I met the king of the bv no glaze

Neither guy participated in this game but it still applies I hate being an Auburn man.#WDE

@BigChops0 @big_davecarl Might tell him something about hard liquor

@big_davecarl Gonna be an short old Asian guy with glasses

Hot take: gimme the 45 year old white nurse that knows what she’s doing and doesn’t make it awkward.

@big_davecarl @newpattymillar Give him a shot @newpattymillar

Heading out to fight a losing battle later today if anyone wants to tag along #maddiekowalski

Here we fucking go WDE

“What’s the occasion” Friday ever heard of her?

@big_davecarl Just wait til they see the 120 dollar toppers charge

Uh oh, this is not good