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@alwaysrushing92 @AprilSpark1890 @louisedbegin I had one in hs I got yelled at her for her bad behavior

@AprilSpark1890 @louisedbegin Well, they say everyone has a doppelgänger 😉

🤷🏻‍♀️”I’m not Jeffrey Epstein, I’m Palm Beach Pete.”🤷🏻‍♀️

@JeffSnyder54838 @AprilSpark1890 Not with his little nose

@AprilSpark1890 I think you look more like Henry Winkler

Pakistani Islamic Muslim dragged a 16 year old Japanese girl into the bushes and r*ped her. 🚨 What should the legal punishment be for this monster?? And should Japan deport all Muslims before its too late? 🚨

Blue hair in the Pre Check line “I love your pendant, what tribe is that?” “Choctaw Nation, thank you.” “Where is that at?” “Oklahoma” “It’s really good to see the culture coming back- ” “I mean, it ain’t never left.” “Oh, of course! You know, can you believe all the stuff in MN?” “I know, right? It’s like they can’t deport them fast enough… I honestly wish they would just cut us wagon burners loose on them… do you like effigy mounds?” 👀 *brain breaks in half* Literally one of my favorite pass times. Never gets old.

Time to build more insane asylums

@TrumpGirlOnFire @IndianaGPA Ringo

Come on man! 😂😂 Paul McCartney right?

@ClownWorld Hope that’s his house

Where did they think all the water was going to go? Lol

Friends and family, it is getting warmer and you may be tempted to go walking in the beautiful Welsh countryside. So, please be careful where you put your feet because these little fellows have now hatched and may be hiding in the grass and you really do not want to upset their mum or dad.

@WilliamShatner The copper thieves would hit them. Has to be buried in the ground.

Use the guard rails. They already exist.

@WilliamShatner There’s places in the world where they’ve done that. California can’t manage a maglev train so don’t count on that happening there.

If they built highways with magnetic strips in the concrete that allowed you to charge on the go; that would be a game changer. Aren’t the new taxis able to charge magnetically‽

@CieloBonit Do they clean the finger oxygen sensor or the blood pressure cuff?

Do they really think that thin piece of paper protects us from germs?

@WilliamShatner @ryancohen is the owner of @gamestop

I don’t know who that is. Certainly not related to me. 🙄 Farla has 3 children; none are named Ryan.

@aipriverses @JoelBlackford1 Does he really have downs? Did he really understand what he did was wrong?

i still genuinely cannot imagine the thought process that goes into deciding to do this

@BreitbartNews Send Elon to turn it around

Postmaster General David Steiner is asking Congress to allow him to borrow more money to cover costs as well as to increase the price of a U.S. first class stamp from 78 cents to 95 cents.

@BreitbartNews Glad I just bought forever stamps at .78¢ they last me forever too.

@PecanC8 @trashpanda2012 Dr. Smith

Name a doctor you trust more than Dr. Jill Biden. My pick is Dr. Seuss. 😅

@RobertaFresque2 Open my eyes

???☕🙏😁

@Geniustechw Strength and fitness

What is preventing you from being able to do this?

@ThrillaRilla369 It’s been a few decades since I had a car with manual but I imagine I could manage.

Be honest... could you jump into a stick-shift car and drive it without a problem right now? 🚘

@Hot_Pepper76 Yes I saw him on JC’s program when he premiered it

Did you know this was written for Jacques Cousteau? "Calypso" (1975) was John Denver's tribute to Cousteau and his research ship, Calypso. It started as the B-side of "I'm Sorry," but got enough airplay to become a hit on its own. Listen or skip?