😳😳😳

doing mardi gras sober taught me that you don’t need drugs when drums exist

Hours later I’m realizing he’s got one of the test tube babies with him, this mf is fAegon

john turturro you have to stop. you smoke too tough. your swag too different. your bitch too bad. they’ll kill you.

@D_BurgessMusic i’ll never forget that day

How in the FUCK has it been 4 years already??? Nah there needs to be a clinical study about our perception of time post covid fr

i really like it when patrick calls spongebob “sponge” like a little nickname or something. really shows how close they are as friends.

it turns out there’s literally nothing better for your mental health than a fresh arm pump

@C9Mang0 bruh are you in new orleans? i’m a pedicabber in nola and the goat gets free rides.

I would die for the Philadelphia eagles.

@D_BurgessMusic about five minutes

If ur a producer (esp sample based) how long did It take u to rid yourself of some of not most of your music integrity? Loll Meaning: I’m sure a lot of us thought certain things were “forbidden” to be sampled then one day u was like “anything can get it” lol how long that take?

14 years working in good ass restaurants my post gym meals are on a different level than y’all. you hoes can’t even SPELL polenta!

gimme 5-6 months i’m going to have the sluttiest waist known to man

“i guess it’s like a viral video where bozo dubs over”

God is a transgender orange cat

where do I put tie I have an interview

simply not prepared for 2 years of seeing this pfp attached to the stupidest takes i've ever seen

y’all not hearing me, this is exactly what he’d say.

if 2008 kanye was featured on brat “im a brat, she a brat. if my ex see my ex she gon’ be a brat.”

if you don’t have a bidet, kill yourself