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@Mineplex Halloween *

@Mineplex Hey @Mineplex I opened the 17th Titan rank in the world when it was released In the hallowed crates. Is it possible I still have my rank?

i'll do you one better.. meet Carl

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

@Fallout Fantastic!

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I'm dying bro

1995-2005 kids when they realize they will see the Mineplex lobby again in 2026 👑

@ErickKhan_ THCa? I can promise that won’t be better than dispensary weed

if you want some actual good stuff we ship it to your door :) better than your dispensary i promise lmao pinepark.shop

btw if your cart is ever measured in “ML” you are smoking chinese pesticides and taint juice

@Ac7ionMann Typical kick crack head

Good bye faze clan. Rot in hell you won’t be missed.

@tommyinnit Shit take, Tommy

“if i can put 100 wells in Africa i can set 1 man on fire”

@vidsthatgohard Mass unfollow

Hitler could get shot dead in this generation and mfs would still be like "he had a family"

the children donʻt know that the minecraft server software is free

Mf saw a few m’s in his bank account after the subAthon and think he can go M for M with Xqc 😂

Trump 2024. I put a million on the boss. I know he’s gonna secure it for America. The only presidential candidate that’s fit right for this country. 🇺🇸 I’ll be giving away $10,000 to 10 people who like this tweet and reply with a form of payment. ❤️

@PeteRose_14 @pjrose14 @PhillyInquirer Rip to the best.

Couldn’t be more proud of my grandson @pjrose14 for being featured in the @PhillyInquirer. Keep hustling with La Salle baseball. The #Rose legacy lives on.

@penguin_licker Love you brother ❤️

@BO6CODInformer I genuinely wish I had luck

Here’s 4 Black Ops 6 beta access codes! 💥 36CM-6D2SJ-RPLS 7VNN-DF64Y-2727 306V-1CN5B-WSQS 03J2-248NQ-LH0R We will be DM’ing some people that LIKE this tweet beta codes!