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@hashjenni Athlete

I need a job where I can make six figures but I have no skills and I’m not very bright. What field is this?

@Razer @aspectzrr @NoxziFv Razer be out here helping the little guys. I see you @Razer

@aspectzrr @NoxziFv 💚

thanks @Razer @NoxziFv for the package

@JimNorton We would roast @JimNorton but he'd cum before the first ad break.

After the Kevin Hart roast, everyone has been asking me to weigh in and comment on Chelsea Handler amd Shane Gillis. I do a deep dive on what happened and roast culture.

@dvorstone Kripke probably got flack from his wife’s bf for Homelander being used in based memes and had to write that ending as a groveling apology

@WrestlerHauser 0 percent chance you knew that you liar. Your a handful of posts away from lolcow status.

Thanks, I actually knew ALL of that. Now name a Byron Allen joke you love.

@samtripoli Appreciate you calling out this Chud. He gets a crumb of notoriety and goes full on virtue signaling.

Byron Allen was a regular at The Comedy Store back when legends roamed the halls. He became one of the youngest comedians ever to perform on The Tonight Show at a time when that truly meant something. By 14, he was already in writers’ rooms alongside Jay Leno and David Letterman. He’s also given more young comics their first stand-up appearance on television than almost anyone else in the business. After 50 years working in comedy, it’s fair to say he knows the craft better than most.

@genooo Brilliant theory.

Flares take approximately 5 and a half seconds to launch into the air before reaching its peak. Considering this time I believe wipe will be in 5 and a half days from when I post this. This is the part of the tweet I just wanted to say that this is some bullshit so I can remind you that your loved and cared for. I really don’t know what this tweet means but I guess it’s kinda cool. Thanks for being here I really don’t know why I made this tweet.

@MrEricLuddland @Asmongold "rejoices over a young woman losing money" "I don't know the ins and outs of this situation" Saying these two things in the same post is wild as fuck. Brother, you are why men lose their lives over false rape allegations and why women dont get the benefit of the doubt anymore.

@MrEricLuddland @Asmongold "I know I am ignorant but heres my opinion anyway"

This is why I cannot support @Asmongold anymore. I don't know why he rejoices over a young woman losing money, I don't know the ins and outs of this situation but it is almost like he enjoys young women suffering. I'm sad I was his fan.

@luisjgomez Hey, everyone else is giving a fun racist story about C Handler. You got one too?

1. System of a Down 2. Pantera 3. Incubus 4. Insane clown posse 5. No Doubt 6. Black Sabbath 7. Megadeth 8. Hatebreed 9. Mr. bungle 10. Primus

This is rich coming from her. Here's a personal story of the irony here: 2007, CH does The Tonight show w Jay Leno. She makes fun of Angelina Jolie & her newly adopted son, 3 yr old Pax, who is Asian. CH: “He probably doesn’t even realize he’s Asian yet! He certainly doesn’t know he’s going to be a horrible driver… or that he’s going to be amazing at doing nails!” The next few days there was plenty of outrage, disappointment & accusations of racism levied against NBC. 2 weeks later, I'm booked on The Tonight Show & I've already had my set approved. I was told, I can't tell any of my jokes because of the blowback of her hacky, racist jokes. Yes, I couldn't tell jokes about being Asian because she did so much damage making fun of Asians. Then, weeks later of 2007, I performed at a showcase where CH was present. Prior to, I had never spoken to, met or interacted with her & as I was wrapping up my set, I mentioned her in the crowd? It's odd to see a comedian sitting in a showcase watching w audience, so I mentioned it in passing. She then yelled out "you're doing a great little Asian job". MY POINT: I personally know Shane & Tony aren't racist. In fact, I don't think Chelsea is racist. Sure, she's got a long history of promiscuity, an affinity for day drinking, publicly stated she's prescribed a healthy dose of anti depressants, rumored to be awful to work for or with, has a punch card to a plastic surgeon, accused of punching down in her comedy, never been married or had kids & lives alone in her 50s, had dinner with Jeffrey Epstein but c'mon gang, she's not racist.

@RollingStone I cant believe Colbert lost his job before Kimmel. They both suck, and he should step down in solidarity.

Jimmy Kimmel encouraged viewers to turn off CBS after 'The Late Show' comes to an end: "Don't ever watch it again." More: rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv-m…

@Velion @nikgeneburn @appl3z0r If I get one, I want a shark with freaking laser beam attached to its head.

Since its my birthday... This is the streamer item that I would get if I ever got one. @nikgeneburn @appl3z0r

@elonmusk @kangminlee Such a good show. I didn't see it as a trump diss, i think that is reading into shit like libs. Homelander was a Brute, and unstable powerful being, who never was out matched. The second he felt weak, his whole fake demeanor shattered. What happens to a man that never felt fear?

@kangminlee Pathetic

The show writers turned Homelander into a Trump analogue, and this is how they choose to end The Boys. This entire show was just a deranged sexual humiliation fantasy projected onto Trump. They can't even produce a decent superhero parody without injecting their twisted fetishes into every script.

@YahooSports @espn Get rid of the racist Rooney rule. Blame Flores

New court filings show Brian Flores' attorneys are seeking hiring records and internal communications from 25 NFL teams as part of his discrimination lawsuit against the league, per @ESPN. Flores' legal team says the information is needed to help prove systemic discrimination in the NFL's hiring practices as his lawsuit against the league enters its fourth year.

@RosinskiBill Alot of dead air in that commentary. Now Kevin Harlan, that's a commentator. Have you ever called two games at once?

Thanks John.

@PolishTamales Subnautica = violence bad, selling data to China? good

Subnautica 2 Developers Are Retards 🚨 EDIT: Wrong attachment! 🤡

I’m really excited. I hope you guys are too for @HARLANDHIGHWAY and his new film Wingman. He’s my friend, doodzzz. Check it out. Rock n roll. Support comics. Wingman hits all streaming next week, May 26.

@MrBubblyTTV That game looks like shit.

this is everything I've ever wanted from tarkov in a single player title.

Fun Fact: One time on the Chelsea Lately set, Chelsea Handler held up a picture of a gorilla and then made a joke about how it was Loni Love’s family! This is a true story and it was told to me by multiple people who saw it happen. Jokes are jokes, folks!