ven cant skate

hiiiiii im ven, im 21 and i like hockey, star wars, emo bands, and a million other things:3 🏒Oilers, Kraken, Penguins, Torrent ⚾Cubs ⭐Rex's biggest fan 🎸Atreyu and La Dispute my beloveds lmk if u wanna be moots! my dms r open if u wanna yap abt stuff:3

@pens0404 ty!!!!

@SmolSquids header: 10/10 a mood pfp: 8/10 username: 9/10 fav thing about your account : pro pwhl and anti ai should you post this too: yeah!

reply and i’ll rate your header pfp username fav thing about your account should you post this too

@sidnezcrosby victoire walter cup 😌😌😌

most evil year for hockey name 1 thing that went right

there used to be a band in my hometown that all dressed like this, and theyd show up to our highschool football games to flirt with the middle schoolers

@livpunks the c in etc is for crosby 😌

is he gay bi or etc

@sharkiesphere @mintymack literally, bc the average age for an nhl player is 28!!! most of my favs are in their 30s/40s

@mintymack i dont really understand why sharkstwt (and honestly sportstwt in general) hate people over the age of like 19 cause like… a good number of the athletes are mid 20s or older?? its so weird

@helvetesforfall anders being a year older than my dad is so trippy lol

"ive got no idea if somebody else has asked this, but what are members birth dates? 👀" I don't mind answering twice :^) Olin 15th July 1971 Jakob 5th November 1974 Kasper 13th October 1971 Anders 14th May 1968 helvetesforfall.straw.page

i’m like if a corpse was high-functioning

do i dye my hair pink for the third time in a row or do i succumb to the black dye demons

Some of you have forgotten that only three years ago you were perfectly capable of writing an essay, writing a eulogy, telling a bedtime story to a child, and it should worry you that powerful companies have convinced us we can’t do things we’ve been doing for 5,000 years.

i think the most frustrating thing about generative ai is that there is *genuinely* no need for it to exist at ALL. if you were too lazy to write an essay/email, you would just copy from templates online. if you didn't have any drawing skills, you would photobash images together.

my username almost everywhere else is some variation of venombunny, i made the user for this account in highschool when i was a certified tumblrina and i havent changed it bc i think it's funny lmao

being a fem presenting person that likes hockey but also has a very heavy rabbit theme is a really interesting experience lemme tell you

@tempoxwingsfan LITERALLY

@SmolSquids her back muscles are insane

yall looking for Pazzi crumbs while the First Wives of Hockey just posted a boudoir shoot

@yatiipati bro i fucking LOVE green beans

guys what is your favourite vegetable and do not give me no potato

@mcbrini9771 @mcbrinity ___bunny is really common in a lot of sports (buckle bunny comes to mind since i grew up in a town with a heavy rodeo culture), but i still agree with your sentiment that it shouldnt be normalized

no bc that hetslop trying to make puckbunny seem like a cute term is so aggravating bc hockey is the only sport with a derogatory name for its women fans and that term is not something that be should normalized

@sharkiesphere :000

@sidrendipity i accidentally call hockey players "characters" because i switch between talking about media i like and hockey so quickly that my brain takes a minute to catch up lol

being a hockey fan while being a fan of a billion other things is funny. you want to ask someone their favorite teams but you go Uhhh what are your favorite bandsI mean groupsI mean .Teams

do yall fw the sidgeno itabag