Alan McCluskey

@9NewsAUS Still handing out coupons

#BREAKING: Food delivery company Deliveroo have announced they will be pulling their services from Australia. The company has said they "cannot reach a sustainable and profitable scale in Australia without considerable financial investment." #9News

@FOXFOOTY @Foxtel are you not meant to broadcast all footy games live..or have I missed something…?

@DanielAndrewsMP Where do I get my hands on them @DanielAndrewsMP without vultures stockpiling them?

I've got some good news. 3 million free rapid antigen tests have landed in Victoria, and 41 million more are on the way.

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@9NewsQueensland Lol - righteous burger guy! If I took a still image from any mainstream media publication - I too could lever an inappropriate msg.

Burger chain Grill'd have found themselves in all sorts of trouble with the release of a controversial new burger ad that pictures a cartoon Ronald McDonald flashing children. #9News 9Soci.al/VwmU50GHJIl

I have very sad news …. Showbiz icon Bert Newton has died at age 83. It was remarkable career on TV, stage & radio. Sadly he didn’t get the last chapter he deserved. He was a great mentor & friend to me. Condolences to Patti,Lauren,Matthew & extended family.

@mredkavalee #doppelganger

@7NewsMelbourne Use the $$ to buy more Pfizer

We now have confirmation COVID transmission has occurred at an illegal engagement party at a Caulfield home. Police are now planning to hand out up to $350 thousand in fines. 7NEWS spoke with Wayne Gatt from the Police Association about the breach. 7NEWS.com.au #7NEWS

@ScottMorrisonMP you muppet - more doses of Pfizer for their inept govt. I’m under 40, I’ve had more than 200 days of lockdown in Melb..AstraZeneca isn’t approved for eu..🤦🏻‍♂️ #disaster

City of Darebin | Reservoir Leisure Centre darebin.vic.gov.au/Discover-Dareb… are swimming g lessons on today?

@swandane And then there is the pram..which size, where does it go 🤦🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

No more getting to the airport 20 mins before the flight goes and most certainly only carry luggage is gone. I think I’ve just moved house

@HYBPA this is what ur after

@newbury3186 @DanielAndrewsMP Hey James - you lead your tweet with ‘Victoria is out of control’ - that includes you ya muppet! These comments confirm why you are not leading. You can’t articulate an effective message #mulligan

VICTORIA HAS LOST CONTROL. Only two days ago, @DanielAndrewsMP said we were seeing stability in the virus. He was wrong again. It is out of control. With 108 new cases, 2 new postcode lockdowns and 3000 people locked up, Daniel Andrews has lost control. #auspol #springst

@Jordan_Sather_ @realDonaldTrump Yeah..you haven’t hit flu season yet though..🤦🏻‍♂️

@realDonaldTrump It's now down to about the same death rate there was during the 2018 flu season, if not lower than that.

@VictoriaPolice Trying to outrun the virus

Geelong Highway Patrol were left gobsmacked after they picked up a motorcyclist travelling 123km/h over a 100km/h speed limit in Corio yesterday. bit.ly/3c2byw7

An image of a grieving koala burying its head in its fur, while sitting close to its dead friend is breaking hearts around the world. The image was taken on Kangaroo Island, where 37,000 koalas have been killed. So heartbreaking. 💔😓. 📷: Peter Parks/AFP