SmoovDaMC

@StreetFightsHQ 2 niggas can read the same piece of paper and come to 2 totally different conclusions. Some niggas have 0 reading comprehension

NLE Choppa said Jesus Christ was like his brother, and Jonathan Majors immediately checked him on the Bible “Have you read the Bible? Read it again.”

@DextersSolab According to Claude , you're full of shit

This guy makes $1,000 a day and never takes a risk. He found a loophole most traders ignore. Just BTC direction markets. Last 60 seconds. 99% odds only. And $20,700 profit in 1 month is a proof. Here's how it works: Polymarket runs BTC Up/Down markets that resolve every few hours. In final seconds (when the outcome is basically decided), odds on the winning side still haven't fully reached $1. They sit at 98-99 cents. Most traders ignore that last minute completely. He doesn't. He watches BTC price live and waits. 30 seconds left. Direction is clear. No real reversal possible. He drops a large position at 99 cents. Market resolves at $1.00. Done. 1% return. Repeat again. His profile: [polymarket.com/profile/0xaad0…] Sounds boring until you run the numbers. 1% daily on a serious bankroll compounded over 2 months is not boring. It's $21k with almost zero downside. The risk here is basically just a flash crash in the last second. Which happens, but rarely enough that the edge stays massively positive. (You can see small downfalls at his PnL curve). I've talked about last-second market entries before. This is the cleanest version of that strategy i've seen executed consistently. No drama. No major losses. Just quiet daily collection. Safest $1,000 a day on Polymarket right now.

@ExpertLoserDude @povcops Sounds like nazi Germany

@povcops I used to work at a liquor store in the ghetto. None of these MF's have an ID. I mean, they do have an ID, they just don't want to give it to you. Why, because FUK you, that's why. If you are an adult and you go out in public and you do not have an ID....straight to jail.

"My bot made $7,620 while i slept" is a LIE Every day a new guy with same story and same numbers... If this bot was real, why are you posting it for free? He wouldn't. And that's exactly the point. I've been watching this scam flood my feed for months now. And it's getting worse. Here's the exact template they all use: > Lost his job > Can't pay rent > Girlfriend broke up with me Asked Claude to analyze top Polymarket wallets at 3am. Bot ran all night. Woke up to thousands in profit. "Here's the prompt that changed my life." Sounds familiar? That's because it's copy pasted across hundreds of accounts. Different story, but same link at the end. Always. Let me break down exactly why it's fake every single time: The numbers are always absurd. 170x in one night across 94 trades. Quant funds with million dollar budgets can't do that. If someone actually built that edge, they'd be running it quietly and getting rich. Not posting it on Twitter for retweets lol. "Claude did everything itself." No it didn't. Claude is a chatbot. It helps you write code. It does not deploy agents, read live news, or execute trades on Polymarket alone. That needs real infrastructure: APIs, servers, wallets, risk controls. A prompt at 3am doesn't build that. The dashboard in every video looks insane. Green numbers. Black background. P&L only going up (how is this even possible). That interface was generated in Claude in 5 minutes specifically to look convincing. Real trading dashboards are boring spreadsheets and logs. And there's always a link. Paid Telegram or a closed group. The bot story is just the hook to get you to click. That's not a trader, but a marketing funnel. Real edge on Polymarket exists. I've spent months finding it and sharing it here for free. But it doesn't come from a magic Claude prompt at 3am. It never did guys. PLEASE VERIFY BEFORE CLICKING. Peace.

@Nibiru1000 Nah he got it 😂😂😂😂

Unc wants to challenge Mr. Tendernism and took it to a whole nother level. 😳🤣🤣🤣

@PathOfMen_ Unmarried niggas be like

as a man, you don’t need a PS5. Spending hours everyday on video games is for losers. Get out of the house and explore a bit, meet new people, play a sport. Or stay in and do something that sharpens you: read, write, sketch, create.

@sinnasterr @wildfreakouts Let's get your husband's take on this

@wildfreakouts he insecure. and that’s sad he don’t trust his ppl as a grown man

He keeps catching his dad hanging out with his girlfriend… third time this week

@itgirlcami If a "baddie" did this exact same shit yall would be going crazy tho 🤣

i hate how white people can just get away with anything like wtf is this

Claude Code watching me attempt to modify the code it just generated for me

@CoffeeFerf Yea I’m not playing with any randoms with money on the line foh😭

@keptwolf769 @zazzastack The D1 widow lowest ranked player in the tourney/on the team with the worst ping throws the match ? The wwe couldn’t write a better script

#Kingsman265_twitch Dude called it like he had a time machine. Funny thing is @zazzastack was actually carrying on widow that match. I bet you they probably wished he was not kicked after how he micromanaged them into consistent wins even while complaining about their choices.

@EliLikesRice People really defending her just because she’s a female is absolutely fucking retarded

So it’s not just my random teammates in competitive lobbies that have lobotomized themselves, it happens in tournaments too?

@ripbored Why are they even on a team together ?

@bibimbopper2 @DennyBurk @AAGDhillon They didn’t do it just for the fuck of it . I was asking for their reason behind doing this lol . Even if it’s a stupid reason , there’s a reason

@SmoovDaMC @DennyBurk @AAGDhillon There is no point. This is what angry, violent people with no life do. They just want to create chaos and act like bullies

Here’s what happened inside Cities Church today. Look at the terrified child being comforted by his father at 1:05. If the FACE Act isn’t enforced against these lawless radicals, then expect for this to continue all over the country. @AAGDhillon

@DennyBurk @AAGDhillon Lmfao he’s the director of ice!?!?!! Crazy 😂

@DennyBurk @AAGDhillon Can someone explain to me what the point of them doing this was? Does the pastor work for ice or something? What am I missing 😂

@ayekeeno I wonder if he can even comprehend anything he’s reading .

Fans compare Kai Cenat’s reading ability from November 2024 to now after he started reading 20 minutes every day

@Padawan_Carol Adam

Guess which strategist I main

Tommy Chong says if you own a gun "you're not very intelligent."

@Hero_OfThe_Day I haven’t watched a regular season nba game in almost 4 years and i actively coach aau basketball and even still play 2k. I rather watch the Big 3 or a euro league.

The Warriors are going INSANE over Shai’s whistle!! 🤯🤯 He jumps in the air, isn’t touched, then KICKS THE DEFENDER- Is REWARDED with free-throws!! Since the 90’s fans are turning off the NBA in droves 🗣️🗣️🗣️ This is a JOKE 🤡🤡