Laura

@whereby how do I remove the setting that reads a persons hand gesture and turns it into an emoji? Can’t tell you how inappropriate it was in a therapy session today to have the screen flooded with thumbs up emojis

@Miss_Snuffy Hopefully in me having a say in how and when I go if I have something that is terminal within 6 months and unbearable to live with. As a disabled person I’d like a bit of dignity and control.

My goodness. Can we not see where this ends? Thin end of the wedge. 😳 bbc.com/news/articles/…

@ladychatterley I forgot Victoria Wood 😲 I’m mortified and beating myself on the bottom with a Woman’s Weekly as pennance

@SmoutsAbout Oh God yes they all checked out in 2016 didn’t they. Yep. World would be immediately improved by bringing them back too.

Can someone look into a Jurassic Park (without the bad bits) style resurrection of David Bowie because it all went wrong after he died didn’t it.

@SkyNews It’s his choice, I’d rather that than someone hypocritcally doing it to avoid media backlash. I’m attending a remembrance service today because I want to. I’m not going to go around yelling at people who’ve decided not to.

Wrexham FC player James McClean stood away from his teammates as they observed a minute's silence ahead of Remembrance Sunday trib.al/xm1MmCs

@LordAshcroft @realDonaldTrump Have you thought of adding “shit-stirrer” to your bio?

To @realDonaldTrump . Just a gentle reminder what the UK Labour politicians have commented about you…

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

@TheRealJamieKay @MarinaPurkiss They’ve not suffered the mind bending pain of an ectopic pregnancy and had their life hang in the balance?

@SmoutsAbout @MarinaPurkiss So why do so many women vote for Trump?

A genocide and now a fascist… Any tips for making it through this welcome.

@thetimes ‘Low six-figure salary’ FML, out of touch much?

It sounds like a lot, but for those with a young family earning a low six-figure salary can put you on a cliff edge where a £2,000 pay rise will cost you £12,000

@trussliz Did you think your mini budget was some kind of fever dream? You really fucked things up and now the grown ups are having to tidy your mess

25 years of economic consensus has failed Britain. Today's Budget accelerates the doom loop of decline. Watch my analysis of Reeves' punishment Budget.👇

@hashjenni Rarely, I’m really not that bothered by that people seeing my actual face 😂

Are there any females that do not wear make-up everyday? 🤔

@fesshole I remember it as - you can c a practice. Like you can c a licence. You can’t see the verb

I've got a PhD in English and I don't know the difference between 'practise' and 'practice.' Haven't got a clue.

@Luiseach Throw him in the gunwales till he’s sober

what should we do with him?

Everyone calling out Ross for not pitching in - the man wears hearing aids and lip reads. People either mumbling not in his eyeline or shouting incoherently all at the same time while moving their heads too much or away from him, he can’t hear ffs. #MAFSUK

@LauraFMcConnell @seanmcdonald01 Squirrel!

@seanmcdonald01 I made a list

I can’t believe how rattled I get when I hear an American say the name Craig.

@MAFShysteria She’s one of those bullies that’s inexplicably popular with the teachers. She was never properly called out for inserting herself in Charlie and Eve’s relationship and bullying Charlie out.

‘The last thing you wanna do is get brave.’ That is SO confrontational and absolutely a threat. Fucking awful. #MAFSUK🤵🏾

@DPJHodges Remind me, how much did Taylor Swift generate for the UK economy during her Era’s tour? You remember what sort of dance class the little girls who were murdered were attending? Remind me how much Taylor donated to food banks in every city she played? Right to protect and meet her

And again. How does this keep happening. No.10 don’t get all the facts out. They dig in, and try and hide stuff. So the saga drags on longer. And every single comms professional in No.10 knows this is the complete opposite of how you should manage these things.

@MartinSLewis It’s financially discriminatory. Those better off already get chance to travel, even further than Europe. Those who can’t, don’t.

Maybe i should do this as tomorrows poll - I think £200 maybe cheap £500 poss?

@MarinaPurkiss When they get caught. Otherwise it’s just what they secretly do

Enlighten me… How does one accidentally send their interview notes to their interviewee? Sounds like bollocks to me.

@FlavorFlav Impossible to get tickets and tbh I couldn’t afford it if I did manage to get through 🥴

How many Swifties have never been to a Taylor Swift concert,?? And why,??