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@ImACoolH1pster @katie_dey Him & Anthony Fantano are tied.

@katie_dey I hate him so much. He’s the most annoying man who’s ever lived

no one does ragebait thumbnails like beato

@spellstreble @relientkenny @WrittenByDavid You are right, these kind of venues are often BIGGER than arenas.

@relientkenny @WrittenByDavid These aren’t even arenas lol

this tour is absolutely getting cancelled oh-

when do i get my adult penis

when i was 16 my grandpa died in a juju on that beat accident

@donegan3201 @jakebrodes Is this inspired by P Terry's?

@jakebrodes Central TX has a vibe i can't quite explain. Like normal fast food but with a quirk chungus vibe maybe?

North Tx localized fast food chains: blessings in every burger, The Lord in every lemonade South TX localized fast food chain: Arriba! These dang dollar deals wont last East TX localized fast food chain; Try the new deep fried frog cooter burger here at Leakys Louisiana Kitchen

@ARouckwourst @TheLoserOf08 I shall be there. Went to the Porto one last year. Turnstile, Charli XCX, Fcukers, Anonhi, Fontaines DC, Wet Leg, Central Cee, The Jesus Lizard. Great fest.

@TheLoserOf08 Merzbow and Addison Rae on the same day is as close as you'll get to this in 2026

The concept of Throbbing Gristle and Lupe Fiasco next to eachother on a festival flyer. We aint ever gonna see motion like this ever again.

@makodottm @crackcobain__ Just saw him Wednesday, he seemed in good health!

@crackcobain__ You talking bout DaBaby?

Don’t report shit till he’s confirmed dead thanks

@jxtwj @DallasStars @TBLightning I like the primaries right now, but yeah I like the first Cup year jersies honestly. Really hate our black 3rds. Can't even see the nameplates or numbers well...I just hate all black jersies, I find it lazy personally.

@Smurfquake @DallasStars @TBLightning Compared to our current primaries???

Rooted in history. Ready for what’s next. The 99s are here to stay for the postseason ⭐️

@jxtwj @DallasStars @TBLightning I hate those. I want the old school Florida logo back.

@DallasStars @TBLightning see you can make an alt permanent… make the move with our black 3rds

@GorillaKnockin @TheColeBrew My dad would fight on your side for sure. Man doesn't mess around about his Pibb.

@TheColeBrew The Cult of Mr.Pibb watching as all proceeds as planned

House Pepsi is scattered and weak… A secret meeting in the Holy City of Crush between the three other factions is currently being held in hopes to capitalize on this opportunity. The small Dominion of Dr Pepper seeks an alliance with the unruly mountain vagabonds of Descendants of Dew but without assurances from the Coca Confederacy negotiations are currently falling flat.

@smoovebg @DudyNobleField Are you only talking about the main 3? State has historically good men's/women's tennis teams. Great track & field. Softball is on the come up. Solid women's basketball history. We are not bottom feeder in every sport. Men's basketball has a rough patch but decent historically.

@DudyNobleField Well it obviously is Mississippi state for one. They are the bottom feeder in every sport besides baseball

Who has the worst? It seriously might be Auburn Football: never had a top 25 finish Men's Basketball: 0 NCAA appearances Baseball: only has ever won one single game in Omaha in almost a decade Women's Basketball: 0 NCAA tourney wins, and a 15th/16th finish his only year in the P5 Softball: 6-18 record in the first year in the SEC

@pelasaemaent @kmtildsley @RobertFreundLaw @NMKSNJ Wonder if he tries this same nonsense back in Germany too.

@kmtildsley @RobertFreundLaw @NMKSNJ Ban him from entering the US.

A German tourist in NYC tried some green salsa from a taco shop. The salsa was too spicy for him. So he sued. He alleges that he is extra sensitive to spicy foods, and he got diarrhea and mouth sores that lasted for days. Court says it's not on the business "to ascertain consumers' individual needs and guarantee that each consumer has all relevant information specific to its situation." He could have just asked how spicy their salsa was, but he didn't, and so he did not act reasonably.

@toerner_nick @FutureShock_SSB @JERICHO Dude that is sick, def an underappreciated punk band. Great live too

@FutureShock_SSB @JERICHO Tony Cingrani came out to A Wilhelm Scream for the reds

Surely there’s an MLB player with a really wild deep cut track as their walkout, right? Every one I hear is truly basic, but might have something to do with stadium music licensing idk

@jackalspat @RealShelfy Hopefully! Some of them are complete ass.

@RealShelfy It wouldn't surprise me if we see some longtime Umpires retire next season...

Absolutely electric lmao CB Buckner noticeably annoyed when he tapped the 2nd time only to be wrong again and listen to 40,000 people cheer for his incompetence 😂

"what goes up.. MUST COME DOWN!" i say while crushing my boner with a hardcover book

"Is macready or childs The Thing at the end?" theorists are idiots. The answer is John Carpenter. It's in the poster. John Carpenter's The Thing. Dumbass

no country for young sheldon

@IncFan2004 @bluewmist Depends on what you enjoy. I've gone to at least 100 concerts the last four years, I probably go to the cinema 3-5 times a year.

@bluewmist I get the point but concert visits are a bit more infrequent than visiting the cinema

going to a concert is supposed to be like when you’re going to a museum or the cinema btw, it’s supposed to be fun casual night out enjoying an art form, you’re not supposed to take out loans or max out your credit card for it,, wake up people

@ponternal @upshine3 Sounds like someone: A. Doesn't go to local shows B. Cannot find deals C. Lives in the middle of nowhere (I can relate to this one, I grew up in MS)

don’t be afraid to spend money on concert tickets and travel. be afraid of growing old and realizing the only place you ever went was work

they turned off march madness at @BWWings and now all the tvs are playing videos of elsa from frozen twerking and the servers are hitting the bottom of my feet with sticks because i dont have a boner. andersonville ohio location @BWWings