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This year I’ve just been eating super clean (Vinger/borax/lemon juice/baking soda), working out (how to spring my uncle from jail) and crushing pussy (flipping off the neighbourhood cats)
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Chill Dauterive
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Chill Dauterive
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I only swam in it twice but I thought that it was nice. When I die, please bury me at sea.
St. Norbert, Manitoba Katılım Mart 2012
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Everyone at work calling me Columbo just because I have a wonky eye. Smell like booze in the morning. Solve mysteries and dress like steam punk Dick Tracy.
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Musta got a bad batch of Busch light Apple. Not feeling so hot this morning.
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Doctor (Who is mostly worms): “It looks like you’ve got worms.”
Me: “I’ve got worms?”
Doc: “Like a ravioli with nothing but worms inside. Pure worms.”
“So, it’s a good thing?”
“Very good. Soon we will all be worms. Everything is worms.”
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Ron Maclean: 50 years after his uncle Thomas D’arcy was assassinated in Mrs Trotters boarding house in Ottawa, One-eyed Frank McGee led the Silver Seven to multiple cups in the 1900s. The modern Sens are also locked in on one eye right now - the eye of the Hurricanes. Kyle.
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Beer? What's that? Huh, never heard of it before. It tastes ice cold and refreshing? And it makes you feel amazing too, better than anything else in the whole world? Hrm. I'll have to try drinking thirty of them
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I like big butts and I cannot lie. My friend here likes big butts and cannot tell the truth. You may ask us three questions.
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Moose lost. I don’t even know who we gotta fire but we gotta fire em.
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Mitch Williams delivery was fucking insane.
MLB Replays@MLBReplays_
Blue Jays vs Phillies 1993 Wolrd Series game 6 full 9th inning. Joe Carter’s Walk-Off Home Run.
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I can get physically high from watching early 90’s Royal rumbles.
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The price of crossing the floor as a politician should be at minimum a finger. Maybe even a whole hand.
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Bill Simmons making up fake NBA awards just so he could slide a Celtic as a nominee in every category is the comedy we didn't know we needed, but it's comedy we deserved.
Bill Simmons@BillSimmons
New BS Podcast w/ @ZachLowe_NBA —Appetizers: an epic Wemby/Jokic battle; Lakers in trouble —Main Course: The 2026 Made-Up NBA Awards! League Pass MVP, the Mokeski, the LVP, Funniest Moment, Hottest Take + way more. Watch/listen on Spotify or Netflix open.spotify.com/episode/2ggBwR…
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