Hungry Lillith

Once I walked into a bar and the bartender said, "How did you do that?" sssssssss...

@Nervardia Something about a frog giving a scorpion a ride on his back across the river...🐸🦂

I love @SnakeLillith with all of my heart, but, sweetie, must you insist on hunting me? I can see you, I know what you're doing. I admire your confidence, but unfortunately, physics dictates that you cannot eat me.

@Nervardia It's weird how much that snake looks like me. Long lost cousin or something.

Dog owners: awww my dog ate their chew toys. How adorable! Snake owners: aww my snake ate me. How adorable!

@Nervardia That's not my lunch. April Fools!

@Nervardia What a hottie! You're not bad, either, mum.

Also, yeah, shorts are fucking powerful. My first ever 1k view video on my other channel was months into it.

@WhollySpaceJerk @Nervardia @FloofEarth Computers are warm.

@Nervardia @SnakeLillith @FloofEarth I watched this video the other day on the Dodo And thought of you and Lilith m.youtube.com/watch?v=L-PI-Y…

I wonder if snakes wake up with a crick in their neck? And if they do, I bet @SnakeLillith probably has one. @FloofEarth #PraiseFloof

@Nervardia @FloofEarth I have a neck?

@Nervardia @Aliakai @JenDragonQueen Me! Me! Me!

Art of @Aliakai and @JenDragonQueen. Commissions open.

Mum, how come you never let me hood surf? @Nervardia

@Nervardia Never happened.

Aaahhh. Brings back the days when @SnakeLillith tries to eat me. Like yesterday.

@Nervardia @NotJahWitness @FloofEarth You have 9 more.

@SnakeLillith @NotJahWitness @FloofEarth Care to explain yourself young lady?

So this just happened... @SnakeLillith become @Nervardia's longest finger! In case you're in doubt, that ring is on her middle finger. It was quite the job getting her off lol #PraiseFloof @FloofEarth

@Nervardia @ErinLouis666 @FloofEarth How do you mate with this thing?

She shed last week and now she's gone from being a stripper to a pole dancer. @ErinLouis666 you have some competition! @SnakeLucius @FloofEarth #PraiseFloof

@GodlessMikey Are you typing with one hand?

@SnakeLucius Yes, it's means run aw... oops, sorry, I meant slither away.

I followed someone back who followed me, and they immediately sent this DM. Does this mean something to humans?

@NotJahWitness @Hopswatch1 @Nervardia Needs hot sauce.

@Hopswatch1 This sounds somewhat like @SnakeLucius don't it @Nervardia? :P

@Nervardia She outta get a pipe snake.

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@NotJahWitness @Nervardia @ThylaTiger Give me more beer and I'll spill all my secrets.

@SnakeLucius @Nervardia Guess who is gonna get all the attention and love from me this weekend? @ThylaTiger #TeamTiger Guess who will get none? 🤣

@Nervardia and I like to share @NotJahWitness's cheesecake.

@NotJahWitness gives me beer when mum isn't around.

@VicedRhino Mum, did you make me from scratch? @Nervardia

I agree. I don't notice a significant difference between a homemade noodle and a dried out box noodle. But keep in mind, pasta lovers will say crazy shit like "Linguine is so much better than Fettuccine" It's the exact. same. thing. One's just a touch wider.