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everyone wealthier than me is greedy and evil, everyone poorer than me is voting against their own interests, and everyone with just as much as me is cool.

i wish more e-girls were like a game where at each level of progress in the game you get more validation or rewards and if you complete the final level of the game you get to score

Getting real mixed messages from society: why do some people try to make me reveal more of my butt and others want me to show less of my butt?

your gangster name is "lil bitch" No, it's not personalized. it has nothing to do w/ what you wear or what you eat. or what month you're born in. you all get the same bitchass name cuz yall all just a lil bitch

@forsaken_pillar I understand how he feels. That's how long I've been sentenced to virginity 😢

@elfinpsyop if by "rock bottom" you mean the underside of my balls then Hell Yeah!

men only want one thing and it’s a deranged shitposter gf who is pretty and also certifiably insane

@mozziemouse @miyuyus_ @ironmouse @VShojo my comment aged like Ozymandias

oh

he's trying so hard not to fold

@NotOjazaki *to hump

doods~ when Alma gives me permission #MHWilds

@TiredActor it's called quarter life crises cuz it will last roughly a quarter of your life

I’m 25 today! Let the quarter life crisis begin!

@Mone454501 just gotta wait for the direct neural interface bro

@Mone454501 wow based shaft enjoyer

@Mone454501 you've been drowning in strange this whole time havent you?

@Mone454501 you wish you were a sparkling window?

@Mone454501 are these women in the room with you right now?

@Mone454501 i follow you because you wouldnt want me to

Can You Turn The Ocean Into Jello? 😮

@DailyHanekawa such a peak OP