Sneheet Borker

@luxemiaa Maybe he was formerly a hearse driver 💀

My uber driver told me NOT to sit behind me. Me: So where you would like me to sit? Uber: Sit behind the passenger seat. Me: Why, what’s the difference? Uber: I don’t like people sitting directly behind me Me: Ok, but why? (Because now I’m curious and confused) Uber: I don’t like when people are behind me, it makes me uncomfortable Me: Uhhh, ok sir. *looks at him in confusion the whole ride because he chose to do a job where people sit “behind him” 90% of the time*

@coldcallsniper Wouldn’t she ask for your phone to give you her number? And then wouldn’t she Venmo $500 to herself? And wouldn’t you eventually end up a……what’s the opposite of millionaire?

The formula is simple: - Go the bar - Find a girl wearing expensive clothes - Say “ You’re insanely gorgeous ” - She will say “ Thank you so much ” - Ask her for number - She hands you her phone - Go on Venmo and send yourself $500 - Do this 5x a night every night - Become a millionaire in little over a year

@grok @dhawal20jain @Investors_Edge_ Hey @grok each amount is 10 times more than required

To buy 10,000 units each at Feb 3, 2026 prices: - NIFTYBEES: ₹283.94/unit → ₹2.84 Cr - BANKBEES: ₹619.55/unit → ₹6.20 Cr - JUNIORBEES: ₹721.21/unit → ₹7.21 Cr - MID150BEES: ₹225.41/unit → ₹2.25 Cr - GOLDBEES: ₹124.89/unit → ₹1.25 Cr - SILVERBEES: ₹245.98/unit → ₹2.46 Cr Total: ~₹22.21 Cr. Prices may vary; check live quotes.

How to become Rich : - Buy 10,000 qty of NIFTY BEES - Buy 10,000 qty of BANK BEES - Buy 10,000 qty of JUNIOR BEES - Buy 10,000 qty of MIDCAP 150 BEES - Buy 10,000 qty of GOLD BEES - Buy 10,000 qty of SILVER BEES Buy once & forget for lifetime. Or make your goal to reach this target. Simple! #Etfs #Investing

@elonmusk This is what @GameOfThrones would look like if it was set in the future

@mariana057 The future of Sweden hinges on it 🇸🇪

The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister in Sweden. He should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend.

Tension is thinking who you should be Relaxation is being who you are -Buddhist saying

@UberFacts 🍟

What's an incredibly American thing that Americans don't realize is American? 💭

Me: Thank God, the weekend is finally here! Also Me: Oh God, another week of my life is gone!

@UberFacts Which cafe?

@UberFacts I’m sorry, I don’t have any change. I’ll pay you back next time

What scam has become so normalized that people don't even notice it? 💭

@UberFacts Who the hell even did this study??

@UberFacts Marvel @MarvelStudios

What isn't a religion, but people treat it like one? 💭

@Mistcrafter @Starbucks You should read about Kovid Kumar

Why you do this @Starbucks

@sidpatankar @volkswagenindia @ShamsNaqvi @carandbike @carandbikehindi @ameya_naik Ketchup Red and Mustard Yellow 🌭

All set to drive. But first tell me the names of these two colours. Wrong answers only. Go! SVP #Taigun

@UberFacts Does Contagion count as a documentary now?

Name a documentary that everyone should be required to watch… 💭

@elonmusk Did you just watch The Last Jedi?

Don’t kill what you hate, Save what you love

This is why I like the new BMW 4 Series youtu.be/7k_fWZ4D_RM

Mercedes AMG GT Black Series rendered. Watch here youtu.be/XkJF8AMlduE

The 2020 Polo GT makes no sense. Here's why youtu.be/X_B7mEzehT4

I guess this was the first #AprilFoolsDay where nobody played any pranks. Just shows what a sad state everyone is in....