Dark Force Ghost Snoke

I asked #Santa for the sweet embrace of death this year. Man this guys good... #ChristmasDay #ChristmasDay2017 #StarWars #TheLastJedi

@DanK_ @TokenGaijinGame @stashburnside Seriously @JohnMayer burned him, John fucking Mayer! I’m no @TimGunn but upon seeing this I sensed a disturbance in the force.

@DanK_ @TokenGaijinGame @stashburnside Pump the breaks there buttercup. Heard of force ghosts? Been haunting some youngling kid with a broom on Canto Bight. Seriously never thought retirement would be this boring. Guess I’ll go watch Solo with Solo and laugh about young Solo and his inability to wear pants.

I don’t think @VeryLonelyLuke is getting through to her...

When you’re on a completely water covered planet a man can be his own island...

Honestly, I was only looking for @VeryLonelyLuke so I could give him @KyloR3n back...

He said it was to Dark for younglings.

The truth behind Padme's death. Some people just can't handle the Tide Pod Challenge... #TrueStory #TidePodChallenge

Should have said something profound when I died... #Hindsight

#KyloRen can be just like his... Nevermind... #NothingLikeVader

People have asked why I choose Supreme Leader over titles like Darth or Emperor. In all honesty I was eating a Burrito Supreme from @tacobell at the time and it just felt right.

All Rebel pilots do now days is try and start useless coup d'etat and help the First Order in their own stupidity.

I had this commissioned to show Rey the benefits of joining the #DarkSide twitter.com/mastersnoke33/…

Bobba Fett was just like his father. Useless...

While powerful, Vader was a dumbass...

Fun Fact: Order 66 was accidentally executed while Palpatine was ordering pizza for the Senate. He was fortunate to have not answered Order 69....

Coming from a man who 💩 in a bucket next to his bed... twitter.com/verylonelyluke…

We all know if she resists you’ll just come crying to my grave and blog about it again on your Xanga account. twitter.com/kylor3n/status…

Everyone thought Obi-Wan was a kind poor old hermit. In truth he sold illegal Jedi Artifacts and blew all the money on drugged blue milk and Twi’lek hookers.

The #DarkSide is calling you, can you feel it? youtu.be/SWUrl7FpkAo via @YouTube

Vader really was a nice guy once you get past the chocking of random officers and murder of younglings.