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@akhivae Its not a rich flex so much as a defensive off-the-grid flex.

Rich people be like I don't have a smartphone. I have a full-time secretary (she has four smartphones).

@60Minutes Why are we mad about this?

Christopher Nolan admits he’s never used email or owned a smartphone.

@SamEshaghoff So. New York:

Welcome to Mamdani’s New York

@PopBase Damn. Oh they really said fuck yall to those haters

Lupita Nyong’o graces the cover of ELLE for ‘THE ODYSSEY.’

@RealEmirHan Talia al Ghul had to masquerade as a boy AND still be protected by Bane in that prison. The implication was there did he actually watch the movies?

Zack Snyder says Batman movies aren’t dark enough “Everyone says that Batman Begins is dark.” “He gets to go to a Tibetan monastery and be trained by ninjas. But he doesn’t, like, get graped in prison. That could happen in my movie. If you want dark, that’s how that would go.”

@NatureUnedited But how do they know it was lettuce from 120 years ago? They said? It was written in the ancient texts? I need to know how?

These two giant tortoises have been fighting each other for over 120 years. According to the zoo, one tortoise stole the other’s food 120 years ago, and from that day on they became enemies. There hasn’t been a single day where they haven’t fought for a while

@grandeslivs No joke. Why is her dance style so..

manchild is just a cringey song for women like sabrina who's a self proclaimed "man hater" when in reality she's just a male-centered hypocrite who actually would kneel in front men if there's a chance

@ma1ybe She literally couldn’t have been nicer in declining him. 😞

"teach girls to say no”.....we do now teach boys to accept rejection and teach boys to say no to misogynist belief and entitlement to girls

@AdnaanJnr Put this hoe on a Gucci runway.

Aura = Daddy is home

@benjamin_horne Or perhaps, we stand in lines because the line is there

NYC is no longer a city, it is an algorithm. If you live in, say, Cincinnati, when you go to get ice cream with your friends, you really are just going to get ice cream with your friends. In NYC, this is not possible. You cannot just go to get ice cream, because, against your will, you are very self-consciously “someone who lives in NYC, going to get ice cream with their friends, in NYC.” You are never able to achieve full presence of mind because you are constantly placing yourself inside a chapter in some made up, schizophrenic and highly disorienting book. Put another way, as a New Yorker, you do not live in a city, but a massive, procedurally generated simulation of one. You are nothing more than a vapid unit of flesh and bone trapped since a Baudrillardian infinity mirror, where the references have their own references. You become more of a vague concept than a real person—some strange, soulless mix of ambition and violent/sexual impulses—and in your constant confusion you fail to ever become a true subject. You pay $17 for the ice cream cone. Then, you pull out your list of saved Instagram Reels which tell you where to get reservations for pasta later. When you arrive, you find yourself stuck in yet another long line, with people who look just like you. The longer you wait in lines like these, the harder it becomes to ever recover the soul of the person you were before you moved into your East Village studio.

@TheVsk_ Damn. Every actor in this show ATE.

Stan setting Homelander up from the start

@Nostalgia150360 @CinemaTweets1 My favorite part is the kind smile and pat on his neck she gives him right before. It tells the audience his heart is in good hands. ❤️

@CinemaTweets1 The dance scene in Swingers beyond transformed the movie from a how-to-pick-up-chicks-dick-flick (as my wife calls it) with John Favareau & Vince Vaughn to a guy-movie-with-a-hot-Heather-Graham-with-awesome-90’s-swing-dancing . . .

Jon Favreau’s journey through Hollywood is unlike anyone else’s. I can’t think of another career in the industry that compares to Favreau’s. Somehow, the same guy who starred in Swingers also directed Iron Man & #TheMandalorian . I own a lot of Jon Favreau stock: I’m a huge fan.

@JillFilipovic Agree. Plus alot of us are learning from experience, using more resources for dealing with mental health and behavioral obstacles earlier.

Hot take: A larger share of today's parents are raising children they wanted, waited for, and planned for, and they're calmer, better parents because of it.

@Visionary_Mike Why is this even a debate? He f*cked his Mom in her hospital bed.

did y’all forgot homelander was jealous of a damn baby in season one ? he’s always been a pathetic loser

@maxwell3431 Remember when she did a tribute to THE Britney Spears and we had to pretend it never happened because it was so bad 😬

Carpenters are still stuck in 2024 with only one hit song in her entire career

@Variety Lol this is the part he actually hated. Oof.

Miles Teller stopped doing press profiles after Esquire magazine labeled him "kind of a dick." He now says: "It felt like such a violation..." “That was so mishandled. The reason why I have not done profiles is because I said, ‘Wow, if I’m not doing this interview on camera, this person can misquote things or put things out of order or say things that didn’t happen.’ It felt like such a violation of what actually transpired. I told my team, ‘Guys, I don’t think I’m doing this again, because I’m reading this and this doesn’t sound like me to me. This is not life, so why would I ever want to be a part of something where they can just put that in?' So it’s unfortunate that being a good person, that doesn’t sell. People want to click on the negativity. If you go to bed and put your head on your pillow and how you treat people truly, that’s what matters. That [2015] interview was like 12 years ago.” (via IndieWire) variety.com/2026/film/news…

@MediumSizeMeech Him seeming like a dick is not the part he had a problem with. Its this banger:

How much do you wanna bet he was actually being a dick—I met him around this time and haven’t liked him since!!! He WAS a dick!

@anadezvous Omg! This masterpiece. She’s so effortlessly cool and genius. Damn.

the year is 2001. mariah was flopping, mj’s album did well, britney was blacklisted from radio, jlo was on the rise, celine just had a child, xtina was making stripped… she had one chance and she took it

@atrupar There’s a reason theyre all talking like this. They’re trying to normalize it and we’re letting them.

Rep. Maria Salazar: "It's in the hands of two entities. God the Father, and Donald Trump. The Lord saved him. The Lord wanted him back in the Oval Office."

@Rational_Psych Anyone who’s ever heard a nephrologist geek out over the JG apparatus knows this is not true.

Ah yes surgeons, famously the smartest of all doctors