Jason Fletcher

—If you aren’t paying for a service you’re not the client, you are the product— **Looking at you Robinhood users** 👀

@TakuMine5 @FinanceLancelot Your accuracy is objectively hilarious 😆

@FinanceLancelot Let's migrate to Bluesky, where my account was immediately suspended after mentioning Somali daycare fraud

The X algo feels like they've put in a glass ceiling. Views on everyone's posts are so low now & just stop when you hit "the daily quota." Doesn't matter what you post or how much detail you share Meanwhile, big accounts that fit certain metrics have all exposure limits removed

@leojohnhenry @ErikGroset @zerohedge To tank the market. If he says it on Friday when he originally got the notice, it blows over by Monday at 9am ET.

@ErikGroset @zerohedge What do you mean by this?

Nothing like an emergency 50bps rate hike to make it even more exciting.

@ajameslexander @dividendology @grok @gronk when were the last 5 CNBC “Market in turmoil” specials?

@dividendology @grok what is the average dip as a percentage for the S&P 500 to trigger CNBC running a "Markets in Turmoil". Use the dates in the above data and cross reference it with dips

This is funny. What if you invested in the S&P 500 every time CNBC had a "Markets in Turmoil" special? Well... your average return after one year would be 40%, with a 100% success rate.

@WillyFoosball This is how someone who “has sources” sits on the fence and is never wrong. 🤡

BREAKING: Tides have shifted. BYU and Kalani Sitake are now in talks to fix the relationship. Hearing that some heads may have been jumped to get a deal done. As of right now, Sitake is NOT expected to take the job at Penn State. The Nittany Lions will have to look elsewhere.

@AMarkham_UN Utah wouldn’t need luck if they could take care of business in big games.

BYU is lucky the Cincy kicker sucks.

@TheUteCoalition Or because you didn’t win games that controlled your destiny.

Utah's going to miss out on the Big12 CCG all because Cincinnati's kicker can't hit the broadside of a barn tonight.

@clintcarlos @CriddleBenjamin I met my wife on Mutual as well.

@CriddleBenjamin Mutual works. I met my wife on Mutual!

A new game has arrived at the Marriott Center. Mutual Match! Find out if these two are a match or not ⬇️:

@barstoolsports I think this would be a great time to inform everyone unfamiliar with Provo that a Cougar Tail is a maple bar doughnut pastry. Wouldn’t want anyone to get confused.

We just discovered the most BYU thing ever

@joewheat27 If anyone figures out his point let me know—I’m out of ideas.

@BradEBonham @Ch_JesusChrist Hard to take anything serious that contradicts his own claim of how he sourced it all from church-approved materials. Dude crowdsourced it all, deleted all his gathering and passed it off as his own…and then started his website to get donations. Such an honest seeker 🤣

Several of my friends that have fallen away from the @Ch_JesusChrist have referenced the CES Letter. They invited me to read through it. I did. Multiple times. There are some things I can’t explain, usually involving certain parts of the very early days of our church. I will give some credit that things were brought to my attention that caused me to think and research. But anyone that reads through it with any objectivity can recognize the letter is dripping with disdain by its author, an ex-member of the church. It’s like a Glassdoor review written by an ex-employee that was fired for cause. Really hard to take any of it seriously.

@SaltySportz @therealutahutes @BYUfootball Idc for hypothetical loser talk from a fan of a team with two losses.

@SoFarFletched @therealutahutes @BYUfootball BYU fans would be doing the same thing if roles were switched

First top 10 ranked matchup in program history and it was BELT2ASS by the RED RAIDERS.

@therealutahutes Better than pulling for a team that’s already been exposed TWICE this season.

EXPOSED TODAY

@utcountyute @therealutahutes This is idiotic. Utah lost by more AT home to TTU and has two losses. In what world?

@therealutahutes They should be after that performance

Will Utah be ranked ahead of byu on Tuesday?

@joewheat27 Hate games decided by special teams but so far we have a shank punt, muffed punt, miss field goal and misreading a punt to give up field position. These all add up.

@joewheat27 4 costly mistakes: bad punt, fumbled punt, false start and poor high point on 3rd down. BYU will clean that up.

@joewheat27 Don’t change the game plan. Like what we have going.

@kyleireland @Mitch_Harper Good catch. Weak PI call.

@SleeperCFB Don’t forget the shanked punt. Special teams not playing so special.

BYU muffs the punt which leads to a field goal for Texas Tech 😬

@Latterdaytruth Idk why but his talk about forgiveness that involved a stolen frozen turkey and it ruining a middle age woman’s face always stuck with me. Still hear the way he quoted her response to the teen’s apology in my head: “It’s OK. I just want you to make your life the best it can be.”

Reply the first thing that comes to your mind when you see President Hinckley.