Allen Ivermecterson

BREAKING: Everyone is retarded. #Breaking_News #AllYall #USA

@C_3C_3 No. Ive never yearned to be butt fucked.

Question: Have you ever in your entire stood like this? Even once? Creeper.

@EdKrassen Ed, if that's a medic, then you're tall and straight.

Authorities evidently tackled and arrested this medic at Delaney Hall in New Jersey. What’s going on?

@thehill Nobody asked me

Trump disapproval averaging 58.3 percent, his highest as president thehill.com/homenews/admin…

@SarahisCensored Im still rocking mine. Its not bikini weather yet.

The Bush era ended today.

@WCVB Thats woman behavior

Fall River police are seeking the public's help in locating a man accused of destroying a shooting victim's memorial. wcvb.com/article/fall-r…

@4thOfJuly365 What if we ate their jets?

Climate change is a hoax designed to make you poor, cold, and eating bugs while elites fly private jets.

@TMZ Who's the lucky guy?

💍 EXCLUSIVE: Lil Wayne quietly got engaged! Details: bit.ly/3PQ1zU2

@AprilSpark1890 Her ass is in the JACKPOT Terry!

💯🤡Ilhan Omar:🤡💯 •She’s in hot water •The jig is up •She’s up the creek (without a paddle) •She’s in deep trouble •Her number is up •The writing’s on the wall •Her goose is cooked •She’s toast •She’s done for •She’s finished •She’s sunk •She’s dead in the water •She’s painted herself into a corner •She’s backed into a corner •She’s circling the drain •She’s on thin ice •She’s hanging by a thread •She’s in the doghouse •She’s dug her own grave •She’s signed her own death warrant •She’s walking the plank •She’s headed for a fall •She’s out of luck •She’s trapped •She’s caught red-handed •She’s burned her bridges •She’s stepped in it •She’s bitten off more than she can chew •She’s at the end of her rope •She’s staring down the barrel •She’s cooked •She’s fried •She’s history •She’s a goner •Curtains for her •The fat lady has sung •The walls are closing in •Checkmate for her •Game over for her •Stick a fork in her, she’s done •She’s in over her head •Her time is up •She’s on borrowed time

@TheOfficerTatum Didnt even scroll down to the picture yet and my "usual suspect" sense was already tingling.

🚨 TRAGIC STORY OUT OF CHARLOTTE, NC: 19-year-old Isabella Stroupe was found dead in her boyfriend's apartment, bound to a bed, having suffered stab wounds and broken bones. Her boyfriend, 24-year-old Thomaz Hamilton, who called 911, has been charged with first-degree murder and first-degree rape. Hamilton is due in court tomorrow, May 27th

@MattWalshBlog The town over from me had an Elementary School Graduation PARADE! Thats grade fucking 5 for you foreigners. Roads were closed, detours, police were hired. For the love of god.

When I am president I will ban “kindergarten graduations” and impose steep retroactive fines on every school that has had one over the past 20 years

@libsoftiktok Im surprised they know how to operate a shovel

Pure insanity Have these domestic terrorists been locked up yet?

@barstoolsports Every kid has done this by 7 years old at least once. Fake news

Bryce Harper invented a new way to apply toothpaste

@YMHstudios @SeguraTom @bertkreischer would do it for half a dozen Uncrustables.

.@seguratom charges a lot for blackface. #YMH 860 with Ron Taylor

@mikerainey82 I wore backwards overalls in the early 90s with a strap undone 🤦‍♂️

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@MayorFrey Yo @everyone look at this retard!

Today, we remember George Floyd, who was murdered by a former Minneapolis police officer six years ago.   That moment changed our city forever.

@Lipscos @acnewsitics Why would i want a woman?

@SoNotSerious44 @acnewsitics Why does no woman want you?

Why are so many pedophiles MAGA supporters?

@DerrickEvans4WV Heroin

I don’t really drink pop but which do you prefer? Coke or Pepsi?

@SDSLLC_USA @atensnut A kickback contract? They have a legal binding agreement about illegal kickbacks? Fascinating.

Where do these young people get their fcking attitude? I guess they’ve never been told “No, you can’t do that”.

@AvrgJoeCrypto @MarioNawfal How much are all those ants worth in copper wire?

@MarioNawfal I thought that was meth pipes for a second 😳 bout got triggered bro can't do that to a G

Forget smuggling cocaine or ivory, the money's now in... ants! Kenyan authorities arrested a Chinese man trying to take 2,200 live ants in his luggage. Sounds wild, but these are queens valued at about $225 each