Nick

Shooting Range WR w/ handcam 7.1 seconds | 125% accuracy

bros getting old. and he's not going to stop. this is going to end in catastrophe. and that's okay

Goals for 2026: - switch up on my oldest friends - forget where I came from - spend less time with my family - let the money change me

Yeah just give me some time to come up with the cash

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SHE DIDNT GHOST ME SHE WAS JUST IN THE PSYCH WARD, LETS GOOOOOOOO

smoking on that shit that made Lock heed Martin

call her AI the way she makes me generate slop

100 dua lipas vs me

The lion accepts the receding hairline with dignity

Being top 1% in intelligence, agency, and income doesn't help me on those lonely nights where I sit in my San Francisco bedroom and wonder what the point of designing facial recognition technology for military drones is anyways

You can just buy things

i instantly doubt a software engineer's ability if they have a spouse and kids

Ending my thesis paper with “but who gives a fuck what I think”