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@SlomkaEmerson @meatymcsorley 'Hand crafted by God to eat chicken nuggets' is my favourite word bite today, thanks human x x

@meatymcsorley Sorry but my body needs protein. This is clearly rabbit (herbivore) food and I'm a human (carnivore) and was hand-crafted by god to eat chicken nuggets.

@KHayhoe Scale it up to humans and prisons, and you've got our wonderful future ahead of you x

Based on my personal experience with hamsters + cheese crackers, I'm going to endorse this as a viable climate solution.

@TEOTWP @CarbonBrief @richardabetts @chrisd_jones

Guest post: How the Keeling Curve will need to bend to limit global warming to 1.5C | @richardabetts @chrisd_jones Read: j.mp/33kX37Z

@homemadeguitars ♥

7. They settled down real well. We hauled that last load, and then went around the long way to go home. Aaannd... I got them half unhitched from the cart and Clara decided to walk off. I just stood there and watched her. Informed her that this couldn't possibly work.

I took my girls out to work today. We hadn't been out in days. I broke the work cart and had to fix it. Regular readers know the longer story. Been a rough winter. Girls were grouchy. Clara was nervous. Clara needs to cool her jets a little. And... I'm broken. Think different.

@OctopusCaveman I take my little shits everywhere. I always bring them back tho too, to be fair

The weirdest place I ever took a shit was to the zoo.

@LloydHardy (David Atinborough voice)-as we reach focal point of what seems like a celebration of sorts to this local species,are they?yes,they are actually posing for us,its the sadly a not too rare,in fact a very common sight, it's a free range, liberty loving,tosspot of Tories.(Dir- Cut)

@BTWsanctuary Loving free straw face! X

Always awkward when you get your bedding stuck on your nose 😄 Sadly many pigs will never experience any bedding. They'll have just a concrete floor to lie on until the day they face a violent death 💔 Please become a #pigoneer for the pigs globalvegancrowdfunder.org/pigoneer-2000-… 📷 T Woollard

@SpillerOfTea It's block 100 tories Tuesday again. It's like block 100 tories Wednesday, but a day earlier, also follows block 100 tories Monday, you get the idea... 😉

@sentientism The notion of 'owning' a 'pet' has been getting on my tits today too, anyhoo x

Most humanists/skeptics/atheists/rationalists: "I believe using evidence & reason. I think critically - checking for my own biases & ethical blind spots. I break free of harmful social norms!" Sentientists: "How about animal farming?" H/S/A/R: "Except for that."

@radiohead It's incredible

@thelorryist @jakeabraham1 makes it for me x a peuure gent, always!

Lock Stock is finally on prime lads.

Though this has been in my ears all day.. Can't stop It youtu.be/1XtEFMP3-hA

@homemadeguitars Thanks for the like Jeff, I read all your threads, sometimes as you're working the thoughts, and just big love to the ways, I'm following (trailing) but trying too x

@homemadeguitars Think you're finding,as we are now too, with our parliament, that laws don't really cover how these people behave, it's a big fucking whoopsie really but yeah, it's some proper bad luck we're in, x

I guess it's just our bad luck to live in a country where it's not illegal to try to overturn and election, overthrowing the elected President.

New favourite band /music person thing. youtu.be/vui4VRe9csA

@UnknownMe82 I♥️u blaze x x just, you're awesome x x

@SaHreports Squid burg

@luckyma_man @MattHancock @BorisJohnson Dung, Dank, Debtor

Incredibly powerful speech from @BorisJohnson - human, funny & such a strong argument at its heart about the future of our country. 🇬🇧

Morning all, from the Dingle 💚 Let's teach those meanies some love today x All day long x

@OregonRolledA20 Oregon Rolled A 20, rolled a one.

so guess who is hungry and getting angry at Grubhub for not delivering their food only to realize they forgot to hit the confirmation button on the order.