Melissa Von Ruden

We heard you @JDMorgan 🫡

@johngocee @fugitivemama Bless your heart, boomer.

@fugitivemama Democrats ruin everything.

I used to avoid Southcenter after dark but now it’s not safe any time of day.

@TukwilaPD How scary, I pray the juvenile heals quickly.

Officers are on the scene of a shooting incident in the west parking lot of Southcenter Mall. A juvenile male victim was struck by gunfire following what was reported to be a parking dispute. The victim was transported to the hospital by medics.

@heidi_schauble @TukwilaPD You are a disgusting human.

The differences could not be more clear.

@applezing @NicoFromBklyn @KING5Seattle I hope they are right.

@NicoFromBklyn @Sockmonkeylover @KING5Seattle No shots fired according to Tukwila PD. m.facebook.com/story.php?stor…

@KING5Seattle live shooter at southcenter mall

@YukiKawagu16618 @MadeleineDoyle_ @KING5Seattle @TukwilaPD @komonews @RentonpdWA Hope you got out ok.

@MadeleineDoyle_ @KING5Seattle @TukwilaPD @komonews @RentonpdWA Currently hiding and shaking… I’m so scared to even run for an exit, not sure where they’re located.

@bigcajunwba But what about the poor water pressure?

#Brainwashed #MAGAMorons have 'Free Trump' trending. I hope one day there will be a Free Trump grave watering service available, although I'd be happy to pay for the opportunity. #TrumpCult #DonaldJohnTrump #TrumpIsACriminal #LockHimUp #TraitorTrump

Please, someone find out where this baby is!

@WAStateGov @GovInslee

@MrWallace7 Don't use the word "Witch" like it's a bad thing. We don't go around calling people "Christians " because we don't like them !

Holy shit. This is the most abhorrent thing I’ve read all year. Can anybody guess which line this decrepit witch wrote, that just made a thousand years of development out of the dark ages completely redundant? We do not put people on trial to prove their innocence you bloody lunatic. We put people on trial to prove their guilt!

@GovInslee @MurrayCampaign Please do something to help the kids at Summit Sierra High. This is a bad situation that children shouldn't be in the middle of.

@difficultpatty Always 2 extra, 7!

How many pairs of undies do you pack for a five day trip please say seven.

@WhismanSucks Happy birthday, may your day be as colorful as your dress!

@WhismanSucks Is this wrong? Or oh so right?

No. Any other day, Drew. Not today. Sorry about it.

@mrbusasupreme @WhismanSucks Had to

@WhismanSucks Ok perfect opportunity to superimpose your face on hers! Happy birthday! Have a good one! Gonna ride?

@nypost 48?

5th grade student's exam question has left adults stumped trib.al/1msyWhc

@FightHaven Too far, there are de escalation techniques or walking away.