Soda Stockinsky

Wheeling stocks is fun to do. It’s an easy way to feel smart and feel like you’re adding value. But I’ll show you why I think it’s inefficient. #optionsselling #optionstrading

@Kayotickat @harryjsisson I’m Actually surprised. Thought he was gay

@harryjsisson Another lie by Harry Sisson who’s gotten busted for lying and being a predatory creep.

So Trump got 13 Americans killed, spent billions of dollars, and gave Iran 20 billion dollars to get a worse deal than Obama? ART OF THE DEAL!

@MebFaber @jasonbhood @Fidelity You think fidelity is morally bankrupt?

@jasonbhood @Fidelity They morally bankrupt so probably?

AHAHAHA, they actually did it. The cretins at @Fidelity are charging retail $100 commissions to trade 1 share of some ETFs. Gross.

Imagine watching the Deep State torpedo Eric Swalwell in less than 7 days, and still thinking there's a magical career-ending bombshell they've had on Trump but not released over the past 11 years.

@trades_hayes dM me the lots

@SodaStockinsky I don't care man haha you aren't bothering me, tell me how you'd do it

$HOOD LEAP is leaping. Won't sell this till $120 HOOD. I want $120 minium for my 200 shares

@trades_hayes I have an options background and love this shit. If you ever want to DM me all the legs of the trade and have me tell you how I’d put on the same position with less $ let me know. Otherwise tell me to piss off

@SodaStockinsky I've considered using the profit to fund closing the short calls, but I don't see HOOD staying above my short strikes, a pump this hard before earnings isn't my favorite. I think it camps between 70-85 a while

@krassenstein Basically comes down to this as it pertains to foreign policy. Dems are pussies

Trump is reportedly negotiating a deal which would stop Iran from producing a nuclear weapon in exchange for $20 Billion in Iranian assets being unfrozen. Note that The Iranian Nuclear agreement (JCPOA) that Obama signed, that Trump tore up, did the same thing. It halted their Uranium enrichment while turning over frozen assets. In other words Trump Tore up the agreement, spent $55 Billion on a war, got hundreds of Americans injured, killed 150+ kids and exploded oil prices to try and negotiate the same basic deal that Obama did.

@krassenstein Didn’t seem like they were abiding by it the first time, did it?

@trades_hayes I could make you your same net position with (I’m guessing) half the capital tied up.

@jackgleason I hope you yelled out “citadel Kensington” when you orgasmed

@SodaStockinsky No we chilled in Greece for 10 days holding hands

One time I was on a trip with a girl Ken Griffin was trying to take on a date. I’ve known her for 15 years. We were laying down and he’s texting her, “Have fun in Greece.” She started the story off with, “Hey, this guy keeps asking me out, but he’s old. I just want to get a job because he’s rich and does stocks.” I said, “What does he do?” She goes, “He makes money like every time a stock trades or something.” I said, “Does he own a brokerage?” “No, I don’t know what it’s called.” “What’s his name?” She goes, “Ken Griffin.” My jaw dropped. Ken Griffin is chasing the girl I got. 🤣🤣 The only thing I’ve ever beaten him at — and I’m proud of it

@mr_angelote “If only I could bump into this chic in my English class at a beach and see her curves in a bikini” (1998). 2026, she’s dancing in a bikini in her TikTok

De chico en la escuela veias esto y te pegabas flipando facilmente todo el curso, sin exagerar. Ahora ves a las pelandruscas de turno enseñar hasta el alma por instagram y te la suda completamente. Estamos completamente destrozados mentalmente

@sagharborcap Kenny has pussy fever

I used to date a girl from Chicago whose family lived the same building as Ken Griffin and he would hit on my ex in the building gym all the time. Never got anywhere. Sorry Kenny, hard to compete with SHC

@BlueWaveMelvin @justcuuper Word is bizarre sir. Also, history shows us that it will never be enough for the Dems/Socialists and they will squander the $ anyway.

@justcuuper It’s bazaar I know. A lot of MAGA doesn’t know how government works. They want less crimes, yet they think money comes from trees. They don’t understand that by taxing the 1%, the middle class 80% pay less taxes.

MAGA losing their minds over a New York City tax on personal residencies valued over $5M that aren’t actively lived in is one of the most bizarre developments in this whole saga Why are you upset about this lol

@orsidwtf @jackgleason I 100 percent think it happened. Ken is weird with chicks. Went to a millionaire match maker etc. at the end of the day he’s still an Autisitic odd person

@jackgleason Top 10 things that never happened

@jackgleason If I banged her, as I nutted I’d say “hedge this factor risk motherfucker”. To Kenny boy. Pussy is the great equalizer. No matter how much $ they have they still trying to bang just like the rest of us

@CinemaTweets1 You ever watch the last castle?

I restarted The Sopranos a handful of days ago (with Succession, mind you) because I needed something to keep me company. I needed a comfort watch. Judge me- see if I fucking care. Rewatching this show has been a gift from God. I really wish James Gandolfini was still here.

@ISITrading2717 Golf is incredible. Never too late to start. I started at 40 and suck

Arizona is seriously one of the prettiest places. I could see myself living here one day. I don’t golf (yet) but the courses I’ve seen while here are incredible.

@Chizitere_xyz If I said it once I said it 1000 times. These hoes are acting up

I have known my friend Dave for over a decade. He is the kind of guy who does everything by the book, he worked sixty-hour weeks, bought the house with the yard, and made his entire world about his wife and their eight-year-old son, Leo. Dave was the father who never missed a Little League game and spent his weekends building treehouses. To the outside world, he was the absolute gold standard of a family man. Then came a routine medical screening. Dave was sitting in a brightly lit clinic when a doctor casually mentioned a discrepancy in Leo's bloodwork. The math was biologically impossible. In the span of a single conversation with a pediatrician, eight years of first steps, bedtime stories, and unconditional love completely shattered. When Dave confronted his wife that night, the thing that broke him wasn't just the betrayal; it was her absolute lack of remorse. There was no tearful apology. She didn't beg for forgiveness. Instead, she crossed her arms, stared him down, and weaponized his own heart against him. *"You're the only father he's ever known,"* she said coldly. *"Biology doesn't matter."* She had looked him in the eye in the delivery room, watched him weep with joy as he cut the umbilical cord, and let him legally and financially bind himself to another man’s child for nearly a decade. She didn't just steal his trust; she stole his youth, his labor, and his legacy. But the true nightmare began when Dave walked into family court, naively believing the justice system would protect him from a decade-long fraud. He stood in front of a judge with the DNA results in his hand, expecting the law to sever his legal obligations to a lie he never consented to. Instead, the family court system looked at a broken man and saw nothing but a utility. Because Dave had acted as the father for eight years, the state invoked the "presumed father" law. The judge ruled that it was in the "best interest of the child" for Dave to continue being the primary financial provider. The biological father remained a ghost, completely free of consequence. Today, Dave lives in a sterile, one-bedroom apartment. Every single month, a massive percentage of his paycheck is legally garnished by the state to fund the lifestyle of a woman who orchestrated the most devastating deception of his life.