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Alan Awake

@SodaStorm_

#TwitchAffiliate Variety Streamer with a backlog to be downright ashamed of. https://t.co/ngocBHLj4z I publicly criticize clowns. Correct opinion holder.

Katılım Kasım 2017
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Alan Awake
Alan Awake@SodaStorm_·
@WhiteHouse Don't impoverished any more nations till u fix the one u got at home!
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Retro Dave
Retro Dave@1GamewithDave1·
What video game trilogy is this?
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Tom Warren@tomwarren·
I love that Valve’s Steam controller does the Wilhelm scream if you drop it 😂 what a fun little Easter egg
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ꪆৎ@fairiehaze·
you have to name him the last thing you ate
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Alan Awake
Alan Awake@SodaStorm_·
@DevilMayCare4 Curious what you think about metroid prime 4! Wasnt my favorite entry, but I dont think its a bad game.
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DevilMayCare4@DevilMayCare4·
Got some cool new pickups recently.
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Alan Awake@SodaStorm_·
@dbongino Hes a generational alcoholic! Knocking back beers better than the comp. If only speed running liver failure was an Olympic sport, hed be our champ!
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Dan Bongino
Dan Bongino@dbongino·
Pete Hegseth is a game changer. Generational talent. Thanks. 🇺🇸
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Pirat_Nation 🔴
Pirat_Nation 🔴@Pirat_Nation·
IGN is getting massive backlash after giving Mixtape a rare 10/10. The game follows three teens on their last night of high school in 1990s California, and also has a weird scene involving minors Most X users accuse IGN of bias due to the game’s diverse cast and representation, calling it review inflation compared to lower scores on other titles. Gamers who played it called it a completely garbage game. Personally I wont spend a single minute of my life in this shit
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zjsifosoajjdn@hazza77k·
@Stealth40k Is Kirby Air Riders still worth getting now that the hype is gone?
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Stealth
Stealth@Stealth40k·
Nintendo Switch 2 Hardware & Software Sales Update: Switch 2 Hardware - 19.86m 1) Mario Kart World - 14.70m 2) Donkey Kong Bananza - 4.52m 3) Pokémon Pokopia - 4+ million units 3) Pokemon Legends Z-A Switch 2 Edition - 3.94m 5) Kirby Air Riders - 1.87m
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Peter Girnus 🦅
Peter Girnus 🦅@gothburz·
I've been on WAR.GOV/UFO since 11:47 AM when the link went live. I called out of work. I told my manager it was a dental emergency. It was not a dental emergency. It was the first time in my life a government has told me the truth about anything and I was not going to miss it for a quarterly planning sync. I printed all 1,247 pages. My wife asked why the printer was running. I said I was printing something for work. She said it had been running for forty minutes. I said dentistry has a lot of paperwork. She went to bed. The printer finished at 2:14 AM. I started a filing system. I have organized the files into seven categories. The categories are color-coded. The colors are not arbitrary. I assigned them based on threat proximity rating which is a system I developed between 3 AM and 5 AM using a methodology I cannot fully explain because I was in a state of clarity that I have not been able to replicate since. My wife calls it "the episode." I call it Thursday. I have found eleven cross-references between File 7 (Incident Report, Nellis AFB, 2004) and File 193 (Maintenance Log, Classified Airframe, Redacted Date). The maintenance log references a "non-standard propulsion anomaly" that required a work order signed by someone whose GS rating doesn't exist. I have checked. The GS scale goes to 15. This was signed by a GS-19. I don't know what that means. I know that it means something. I have started a second binder. The second binder is for the things that connect to OTHER things. The first binder is for the files themselves. My wife says two binders is enough. I disagree. The connections require a third binder which I have not started yet because I ran out of tabs at Office Depot. I went to Office Depot at 6:15 AM on Friday. The employee asked if I was okay. I said I was doing dental research. He did not ask follow-up questions. I bought every tab divider they had. Forty-seven packages. I have not slept in what I believe is two days but may be three. I lost track after I found the GS-19. My wife has asked me to come to bed four times. Each time I have said "twenty minutes." It has never been twenty minutes. The time between each request has been getting longer. I believe she has stopped asking. The house is quiet now. The printer is quiet. The binders are not quiet. The binders are speaking. I have emailed the Dept. of War seven times asking about File 7 Page 12 which appears to have been scanned upside down. I do not think it was an accident. If you scan something upside down the OCR doesn't index it. I know this because I tried it with a receipt from Office Depot. The receipt did not index. The page did not index. What is on the page that they don't want indexed. The rolling basis concerns me. "Rolling basis" means they choose the order. The order is the message. I have mapped the release sequence against a calendar and there is a pattern. I am not going to say what the pattern is here because the last time I posted a pattern on this website someone from an account with 11 followers and no profile picture asked me to "elaborate." I did not elaborate. I will not elaborate. The binders confirm it. I would like to thank the President for his transparency. I would also like to request that the next rolling release include File 7 Page 12 right-side up. I have submitted this request through the proper channels. I have also submitted it through seven improper channels. My manager has asked why I have not been at work since Thursday. I told him I had a root canal. He said root canals take one day. I said mine was complicated. The binders are now four.
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The White House
The White House@WhiteHouse·
PRESIDENTIAL UNSEALING FOR UAP ENCOUNTERS. Per President Trump's directive, the @DeptofWar has declassified & released unresolved UAP records. This is an unprecedented level of transparency, no other admin has gone this far. Files now live on WAR.GOV/UFO — additional files will be released by the Dept. of War on a rolling basis.📂
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Elon Musk
Elon Musk@elonmusk·
Hitler was a socialist, therefore all socialists are Hitler
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Elon Musk
Elon Musk@elonmusk·
It is too easy to troll smug libs … but it is so fun 😂
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Wario64
Wario64@Wario64·
A Communal History of Metroidvania Video Games book up for order at Lost in Cult buff.ly/Q27C4Rx #ad
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Alan Awake
Alan Awake@SodaStorm_·
Am I getting it? Yes. Is this picture still relevant? Also yes. #Starfox
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Mario Nawfal
Mario Nawfal@MarioNawfal·
Cybertruck just dropped a nuke on every other pickup truck: 11.52 kW bi-directional power straight from the bed, 120V and 240V at the same time. That’s enough to run your full house HVAC, fridge, water heater, and entire circuits during a blackout. No other production truck even comes close. This thing isn’t a pickup… It’s a power bank on wheels @Tesla, @elonmusk
Mario Nawfal@MarioNawfal

🇺🇸 Police departments are about to have a very hard time justifying their fleet budgets. A Cybertruck patrol vehicle costs $24,000 to operate over five years. A Ford Police Interceptor runs $84,000, a $60,000 gap per vehicle over the same period. Most departments run fleets of hundreds. At 500 units, that's $30 million back in the budget. @Cybertruck

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Brian Krassenstein
Brian Krassenstein@krassenstein·
I might get hate for this too but I bought a Cybertruck. With a young family, safety was important and so is not polluting the atmosphere with $5 a gallon gasoline.
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