Ray Montgomery
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Ray Montgomery
@Sofisdad
I build stuff, love buffalo wings and follow the Cowboys.
Katılım Aralık 2012
94 Takip Edilen134 Takipçiler

@The_Chidimma I was thinking that all these babies are gorgeous, then I saw mom. Explains everything.
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@deoncole Do drugs? Chip would have pulled out an iron for real.
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KIM FIELDS ( @kimfieldsofficial ) discussing drugs and alcohol in her early career on an all new episode of “Funny Knowing You” ON YOUTUBE at: youtube.com/Deoncole PLEASE support, subscribe & spread the word please! Thank you. #funnyknowingyou
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@gotrice2024 This man is trash. He would take food out of his kids mouths.
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The man’s wife spent all day and made a wonderful pot roast for dinner for the whole family. The man being selfish, intentionally ate it all but a small portion because he was upset with her earlier.
She came into the kitchen while the meat was resting and almost flipped out when she saw what was left. She immediately called him down because she knew this was the kind of petty thing he does. If you spent all day cooking for the family and someone pulls a jerk move like this, would you bother cook for them anymore?
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@gotrice2024 I'm generally the last one to eat in my family. My wife and always eat first.
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@Olai23 @_6signxxx Lol I’ll say it Morgan Freeman, Chappelle, Wesley Snipes, Denzel, Raven Simone, the Mowry sisters, Chris Massey (Zoey 101), Chadwick Boseman, Serena and Venus, MLK, Ali, Tyson, Always respected tf outta Obama. 50 Cent, MJ, Magic, Barry Bonds, Aretha, Louis Armstrong to name a few
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The list of Non-Black people that black people DONT PLAY ABOUT:
Adam Sandler
Adele
Al Pacino
Betty White
Bill Nye
Bob Barker
Bobby Caldwell
Bob Ross
Bruce Lee
Chris Evans
Deniro
Dolly Parton
Ed Sheeran
Elliot Stabler
Glenn Close
Hayley Williams
Hardy Boyz
Harry Potter
Jackie Chan
Jane Fonda
Jeff Goldblum
Jerry Springer
Jim Carrey
Jon B
Judge Judy
Kathy Bates
Keanu Reeves
Marilyn Monroe
Maury
Meryl Streep
Mr. Rogers
Olivia Benson
Paul Wall
Paul Walker
Princess Diana
RDJ
Reba
Robin Williams
Sarah Paulson
Selena
Seth Rogen
Steve from Blue’s Clues
Steve Irwin
Stone Cold Steve Austin
Teena Marie
& Tony Hawk
… DASSIT. 🤣
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Why do they like resembling school children & minors so much? Is no one else weirded out by this?
luke✰@lukestaydipped
This hotel in China sends a dancing girl with your meal
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@SusieM414141 Southwest is never this curt. Who cares, it's an empty plane.
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This woman is on a Southwest Airlines flight that was obviously not full, so she decided to switch seats. Now they are telling her she has to go back to her assigned seat or get off the flight. If a flight is not full, should people be allowed to switch seats? It used to not be a problem, but maybe when there is an unfortunate crash it becomes harder to identify people.
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