Denuclearize Israel

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@kunktation literacy, what's that for anyways?

A literate person would of course say "beneath" not "below"

@dissidentwest this whole scenario is shameful

I'd snatch those gay little mouse ears off his head so fast he'd be spinning around like a cartoon character.

@immasiddx He can snag the cigar between to fingers of the hand holding the drink, people do it all the time. He's watching a video on the laptop, it's playing degenerate porn.

Instagram growth gurus are so funny. He can’t use his laptop because he’s holding a drink. He can’t drink because he has a cigar in his mouth. He can’t smoke his cigar because both hands are occupied. 😭

@lporiginalg bigfoots are real

@washghost1 i got scared watching this

This isn’t a burger. This is the stuff you clean off of the grill before you make a burger

@sabatonfan69 you gave me a chooby

The pilot slaps trump in the face: “That’s for getting us into this mess!” He then leans in and kisses trump French style: “And THATS for saving my life…”

@JimmyJ4thewin She is peak

British actress Kate Beckinsale was dropped by her agent after liking a post calling for a ceasefire in Gaza. “I liked a post about a ceasefire… and was fired the same day as Susan Sarandon.”

🚨 You may never heard of Ursula Haverbeck. A 96 year old former accountant who worked at the Auschwitz concentration camp during World War Two. She spent decades publicly claiming that the systematic murder of six million Jewish people was a fabrication. She was convicted multiple times by German courts for incitement and Holocaust denial and served prison time well into her nineties.

@nostalgiafkninc The US is already worse than this.

We’re going to have to take away the UK’s nuclear weapons at some point.

@Megatron_ron this is less believable than Wag the Dog

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Hegseth compares the pilot with Jesus “Shot down on a Friday, Good Friday, hidden in a cave, a crevice, all of Saturday, and rescued on Sunday”

This war can be summed up by a single sentence from Netanyahu's 1993 book, A Place Among the Nations. "The task of Israel’s leaders is to try to convince the American government that it is in the interest of the United States to follow policies that cohere with Israeli interests, not vice versa." It's almost like they say it right to our faces!

@Made_inHeaven2 @HaruhiAisaka Japanese society is much nicer than any the Western Christian world has been able to produce. Christianity is irrelevant to Japan.

@SoftLandTheMoon @HaruhiAisaka Correction, Christianity IS suited to Japan and the whole world

I have an article written about me in Aleteia!!!

@hoshizorarock Americans are born with no need to cut paper, but should they want to, they will certainly use a Ginsu knife.

アメリカ人の皆様 これはハサミです。 紙を切る時なんかにすごく便利です。 多分知らないと思いますが使った方がいいですよ。

@RepRileyMoore @SenEricSchmitt Easter Sunday doesn't fall within the workweek. Common sense strikes again.

There's no federal holiday for Easter — the most important day in the Christian faith. @SenEricSchmitt and I think that should change. We’ve introduced a bill to make Easter Monday a federal holiday. Here's why. 🧵

@zundamotisuki Don't let them destroy Japanese traditions!

たった19人のために4万人分の給食変えるっておかしくないですか？ イスラム教徒は弁当持参するべき！！！

@Howlingmutant0 If you become like your enemies, have they won?

You can’t say the n word or black guys will beat your ass but you CAN adopt one of their kids and troon it out and they just have to take it. High level of investment but high reward as well

@TheBobPony Indians, hard at "work"

The new Copilot app for Windows 11 is really just Microsoft Edge. Renaming "mscopilot.exe" to "msedge.exe" and its folder from "Copilot" to "Edge" will simply launch Microsoft Edge. FYI, The actual Microsoft Edge browser and Edge WebView2 has already been uninstalled.

@Maguro_Maznaga same for tsunami

アメリカでも照り焼きはテリヤキなんだ

@GarbageHuman24 Yes, I certainly hope so.

I should certainly fucking hope so