Josh Lewis

I can’t fucking believe this. A brand new @ChipotleTweets just opened up near me and this is the bullshit that they sent me via DoorDash. $15.80 and not even a full bowl of food. $3.50 EXTRA just for the guac. I’ll be driving an extra 10 mins to the local @qdoba #chipotle

@pdoocy “It’s rated to last a million years.” No it isn’t. Peter, what are you doing?

Would have worn nicer shoes if I knew this was going to happen today: just became the 1st person (before President Trump, I am told by a WH aide) to walk on the new black granite outside the Oval Office since construction finally wrapped. Did my best not to scuff it up

@awfulannouncing They weren’t forced to. They decided to leave because they wanted more money. Okay, fine. There’s nothing wrong with that. But people warned them that their seeking more pay from LIV might not last because it seemed more like a political statement tour than a golfing tour.

"If the PGA decides to punish these (LIV) golfers, we should stay in their ass like white on rice…the players didn't want to leave the PGA, they were forced to." – Stephen A. Smith

@NFL_DovKleiman What would I change? This whole list. It’s terrible.

2026 RB Rankings: What would you change? 🧐

@javiernegre10 There were multiple attempts made on Obama’s life. I guess you don’t remember a guy with a knife jumping the White House fence and running into the house to try and find Obama?

How many times did Barack Hussein have an assassination attempt? How many times did Joe Biden have an assassination attempt? How many times did Kamala Harris have an assassination attempt? How many times did Hillary Clinton have an assassination attempt? The answer is 0, the Democrats are the party of violence in America.

@TheAKGuy Here comes the AK guy with the professional, psychological take. Just like a trump fan, zero accountability, no responsibility, just blame anyone and everything else possible. By the way, we still don’t know a motive.

At what point will the left and the media admit responsibility for the direct correlation between their hyperbolic rhetoric and people trying to murder our fucking President. It’s honestly absurd at this point.

@AmericaPrimoUSA What Democratic politician in power has called Donald Trump a nazi or hitler? I don’t personally recall anyone saying those two things specifically when mentioning Donald Trump…

@atrupar Uhh they call him a Nazi and Hitler. Dana is a dumbfuck. How does that not instantly come to mind? @hasanthehun constantly calls for violence.

BASH: You and your fellow Democrats have used some heated rhetoric against the president. Do you think twice about that when something like that happens? RASKIN: What rhetoric do you have in mind? BASH: That he's terrible for this country and so on and so forth

@SassyblondeTX @kimbrownnfl32 Wait, Black people calling Donald Trump a racist are morons, but the random white lady saying that Trump’s never been a racist is the key to solving whether or not he’s a racist?

@kimbrownnfl32 @realDonaldTrump @JimBrownNFL32 Nope! He’s never been a racist, the Democrat party is just psychotic! Thank you for speaking TRUTH!!

I wonder if @realDonaldTrump was racist when he was the President-Elect & called my dad @JimBrownNFL32 to find out what was going on with the Black Community and how he could help❓

@armadillowilly When did I say they could enter his house without permission in this situation? I said he’s just making it harder on himself. But, if they’re arresting you and you retreat into your home, they don’t need your permission or a warrant when they are trying to make an arrest.

@Soj_Lewy Police need a warrant to enter your house. Unless you give them permission.

A man was arrested at his home after harassing a school crossing guard during student dismissal.He ignored her signals to slow down or stop near an elementary school, then verbally bullied her for doing her job. Police later confronted him on bodycam: “The problem is you’re disregarding the crossing guards because you live on the street.”He was charged with disorderly conduct. Imagine if his own kids were among the children trying to cross safely.

@armadillowilly How so?

@Soj_Lewy @tattooed_ump @omoelerinjare1 Wrong.

@tattooed_ump @omoelerinjare1 They don’t need a warrant to arrest him for disorderly conduct. If he retreats inside his house without letting them in he’s only obstructing, which will make it way worse.

@omoelerinjare1 I would’ve never let them come in, they’d need a warrant… ai also am not a dumbass, I stop when crossing guards say so! This guy is hard headed, should’ve shut up

@bennyjohnson @AngelStudiosInc Why is @AngelStudiosInc paying Benny Johnson, a guy who took millions of dollars from Russia to pedal pro-Russian propaganda in America to promote a movie about George Washington? A company that’s willing to do business with is a company I have no interest in supporting.

Young Washington is the perfect movie for America’s 250th birthday. I can’t wait to see it when it hits theaters this July. Join the @AngelStudiosInc Guild and get two free tickets: angel.com/benny

@atrupar Wait, did Benny just shit talked Haiti’s and Somalia’s average IQ while saying “thesises”? What a fucking moron.

"The average IQ in Somalia hovers around 70, and that's the threshold for mentally handicapped ... they're a net drain on the society" -- even by MAGA standards, the unvarnished racism of this interview of Rep. Brandon Gill by Benny Johnson is breathtaking

@NFL_DovKleiman I agree with him.

Wild: Cam Newton says he would rather have a league MVP trophy over winning a Super Bowl. “What's more important, impact or championships? Brad Johnson won a Super Bowl. Trent Dilfer won a Super Bowl. Nick Foles won a Super Bowl.” "I'm taking individual success because I did my job." Cam says his personal awards matter more than Rings.

@adamcarolla Wait, have you ever heard Donald Trump talk about how the economy or tariffs work? Holy shit. He couldn’t describe what inflation is if you wrote it down on a notecard for him to read.

I get that many hate Trump but you do realize that the alternative was this dope

@MAGAMAHACindy The whole point of our government is to not support the person in charge when they’re doing badly. You’re a bad American if you blindly support a President. If someone said that you should never stand against President Biden would you have agreed? No.

You can’t be American and stand against the President.

@OleTimeHardball Bottom row all the way.

One RB/WR trio for the entirety of their careers Top, middle or bottom row?

@NFL_DovKleiman Favre, hands down.

Who's the worst QB in this photo? 🤔

@MuseBaker As a Cowboys fan, I’d say it’s a maybe… while he’s a better receiver than Irvin, Michael has 3 rings. So I feel like Evans would need to win a ring with the Cowboys for me to say he’s better than Irvin. I think the Cowboys are in the same class with thr Stealers.

Would Mike Evans be the greatest WR in your franchise’s history

@LakeShowYo I think the NBA should implement a new rule: if you talk shit about an injured player at the game, players can take turns fighting you.

OKC fan: “Now you don’t have to play defense” Reaves: “Shut the f*ck up! He’s hurt!” OKC fan: “F*ck you” Reaves: “F*CK YOU!” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@JasonJournoDC @DailyCaller The fuck is he even saying? So, he knows more about the issues than a Gov of one of the largest economies in the world and a Vice President of the United States without having to study or learn about the issues? SAS hasn’t been told to shut the fuck up by smart people enough.

🚨NEW: Stephen A. Smith: "Do I believe I would take Gavin Newsom out? Yes, I do. Do I believe I would go against Kamala and beat her? Yes, I do." "I think I’d beat MOST of the Democratic Party. Because there’s too much dancing — and I don’t dance." @DailyCaller