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I'm a Chelsea fan that sells Real Estate. Meanwhile I do listen to Agba Jon Doe.
Abuja, Nigeria Katılım Ağustos 2017
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If you have slept with a married woman before, please keep quiet & die with that secret.
It's not something to be boastful about.
Especially around men.
They will not trust you, & they'll silently despise you.
Pray that you don't fall one day & need their help.
Just pray.
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When my friend was unmarried, we both decided to dye our hair to dark brown. But she had to tell her boyfriend first, and his response determined her decision.
I got mad, I said, "Why should her boyfriend be in control of her beauty standard, after all, they weren't married yet. Her bf didn't agree to it, so we ended up not dying our hair.
Recently, I felt like tinting, and some way I found myself seeking my boyfriend's opinion😭. And now, I won't go ahead with it because he doesn't want me to.
My point here is that you can't fully understand why a person is doing/did something until you find yourself in their shoes.
My beauty/fashion standard has been non negociable until recently 💔
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I was at a supermarket today trying to get groceries.
As I was about to make payment, A young Man who was also at the next pay point.
He jokingly says, Bearded Dr Sina, I looked at my left. I was shocked.
He said he knew me from Twitter and follows me. I gave him a hand shake.
Told the supermarket attendant to put his bill on me that I will pay it. I sorted his grocery bills with mine. He was excited
I shook him before going to the car.
It was a pleasure meeting you.
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@Okeke_Uz If she had stroke that incapacitates her for more than a year he would have sent her back to her family for caregiving.
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There's a woman in Owerri, her husband was doing so well when he married her. They both agreed she would stay home to have their children and cater to them until they entered boarding houses. Unfortunately, 6 years into the marriage, with 2 sons, stroke struck the husband and he became somewhat bedridden.
She asked her younger sister to come stay with and assist her. She dusted her certificate and started hunting for a job, that she didn't want them to exhaust all her husband had saved before she started earning.
So this lady would take care of her husband while her sister helped her with the children. The sister had to pause her education and started learning sewing so she could always be available for her nephews.
This woman single handedly stood in a gap for her husband. She was always there, for hospital visits, for PTA meetings, sharing quality moments with her husband and sometimes they would cry together.
Because she wanted her boys to bond with their dad and be present in his life she did not send them to boarding houses as initially agreed. Whenever they returned from school, they spend time with their father and assist him in some things.
For 15 years she held on to God.
Today, her husband is healed. On the day of Thanksgiving service they had for him, he gave a speech and called his wife, the best decision he made in his life.
She cried out her heart that day. She said the worst form of torture is taking care of your husband with fear that he could die any minute. That her heart was always beating fast even when she prayed and fasted. But God said it wasn't his time.
Then the man said something that stayed with people..."You can never truly know who you want to get married to, we just take the step, follow our emotions and intuition and go ahead. The true test of a chosen partner's character is when calamity befalls you. My marriage has tested my wife and she passed. I feel bad that the test ran for over a decade."
There are women and there are women.
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@jon_d_doe Baba has all arsenals to put an end to all these but he's busy enjoying it.
Why can't you give her stern warning and stay away?
I pity you because very soon she will flip the whole thing against you.
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The foolishness of a woman is your weakest link as a man.
Please read this DM and advice this man 👇.
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@Flowkeei It's hard to see people that have experienced pains in life being crumbled by emotions.
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Hmm this tribute by Williams I see no sympathy in it from beginning to end I just have questions 😒
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Nigeria couple came into the UK 🇬🇧
Wife is paying for food
Husband was handling the other bills
Husband said wife is saving enough Money that they should do 50:50
Wife declined 💔💔
Husband said wife should start ajo
That they will use it to finish their house project in Nigeria
Wife agreed
On March 2026
Wife gave husband ajo of over £20k plus
Husband went down to Nigeria 🇳🇬
Married another wife
Completed the house
Told wife in the UK that he is not coming back
Plenty things Dey happen ooo 🤔
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@kenkenlewu Her wickedness might be the reason for her predicament
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Every Friday, my former boss would hand each of us ₦10,000 and say, “Go enjoy your weekend.”
By 2 p.m., he would tell all the married women to close for the day and go home to prepare food for their families.
He was truly a kind and gentle old man. He loved kids and valued family so much.
When his tenure ended, a new boss took over, a woman.
The first rules she introduced were:
• No one should bring kids to the office
• Everyone must close by 4 p.m.
The nursing mothers reminded her that management had approved 2 p.m. closing time for them, but she refused.
Many of them tried to request reposting to other departments, but she rejected their applications.
Later, we got to know that she had been married for 25 years without kids.
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Our estate transformer got bad and we stayed without light for almost two weeks.
Each house was asked to contribute ₦15,000.
During the meeting, people were complaining seriously.
One man said,
“Where will I see ₦15k when I haven’t even paid my children’s school fees yet?”
The whole thing was almost turning into an argument because he asked for more time to pay, but everybody wanted the light restored immediately.
Then one fine boy that moved into one of the end houses a few months ago stood up.
He looked uninterested in the discussion.
He asked, “How much is remaining?”
They told him about ₦210,000 because some people had paid while others couldn’t.
The guy just brought out his phone, asked for the account number, sent the money and walked back inside before people could even thank him properly.
Since that day, he has become the new big man of the street.
The amount of attention that man gets now is too much.
I felt if he wanted to help like that, he should have done it anonymously.
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@OurFavOnlineDoc A cheating woman that has been caught is a dangerous woman
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A man marries you, brings you abroad, pays your tuition fees with money from his sweat and hardwork, only to find you having sex with a man in his house while is away working to raise money to pay for your school fees.
And after being caught cheating,
Knowing your marriage is now over,
You make up lies of domestic violence against him so that the uk government will deport him.
Lies that was investigated by the social services and found to be false, leading to you being the one getting deported.
Wow. I don’t even know what to say.
How do you cheat on someone and the next thing you do is try to ruin their life with a heinous lie that will destroy his future forever? What kind of satanic monster is this? Wow.
Cheating. Sleeping with random men. False allegations with the aim to destroy an innocent man. The same old demonic motivation to ruin and burn down everything once a man is about to walk away.
Ugo could have lost his job, lost his future, gotten jailed, lost his freedom and got deported back to Nigeria.
Why are people so heartless and demonic?
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@heismric @onome7778 I’m disappointed cus you both made me believe in love . I held onto hope with the love you both shared .
I thought love was enough but apparently it’s not .
I’ll never believe in love again . 💔💔💔
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@HeartMattaz The last lines of the second paragraph sent goosebumps to my spines 😔
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Listen to me very carefully.
Money, success, and fame attract the woman you want, but struggle, days of little beginning, resilience, the ambitious attracts the woman you need.
At 31years, you're supposed to have a defined relationship heading to marriage. If you don't get it now, it will be hard to get a loyal woman when you are successful.
Increase your standards even in your lowest.
HeartMattaz
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@Morris_Monye If this whole Hantavirus thing leads to lockdown again
I better friend a friend i can cook for and recreate this whole scenerio
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TRUE LIFE STORY
Back then during lockdown, they told everyone to stock their house with food, buy gloves etc.
One of my guys did all that. He had a female colleague who said she would come around to help cook the food for him etc
She never left.
Today they have 2 young toddlers.. 😀
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I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next
to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.
When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life? Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one, and in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response.
"Got drunk once, and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."
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@Ilerioluwakiye_ @amb_ibiene My mom knew my ex but only by suspicion. I’m never admitting to her that we indeed dated.
Anyone that’s meeting a man I like first is my pastor then my friends. My parents are meeting him when he wants to propose🙂↔️
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I don’t think your parents should officially meet your partner till you know this is the person you actually want to settle down with & get married to. I’m so big on that. I can’t bring just ANYBODY to my parents.
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THE GIRL NOBODY NOTICED
University of Nigeria, Nsukka didn’t just admit me… it swallowed me whole.
First year, I existed, but barely. No friends. No acquaintances. No “hi” in passing. Just me and one seat… the same seat… in the same position… every single lecture, till the end of the session. If someone else sat there, I’d quietly stand and wait. That’s how invisible I had become.
My life moved in a perfect triangle: Presidential Hall → Class → St. Peter's Chaplaincy → back to the hall. No detours. No distractions. No stories.
Now let’s talk about my wardrobe; because that was a whole situation on its own.
Tea-length skirts like I was attending a revival every day. No makeup. No handbag. Just books clutched tightly to my chest like I was protecting national secrets. Sometimes, my pen would dramatically fall in Freedom Square and roll away like it was trying to escape my lifestyle. 🤣
The guys? Oh, please! They didn’t “see” me. And the few who did? Only when they needed my notes. But let’s be honest, who wants to toast someone that looks like she just came back from a 40-day fast on a mountain?
And so, I stayed in my lane… quiet, disciplined, untouched.
Until one ordinary day… that refused to be ordinary...
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@jon_d_doe That's the foolishness of human.
Someone dodged a medical test, that should be cut off but they decided still rapour with her.
For what reason?
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From my DM.
Good evening, sir. Sorry to barge into your DM. Please permit me to share a tragic story I heard this evening.
A boy of 20 years who worked with one company around Agbara axis got into relationship with a 17/18year old girl.
So after making out with this girl once, she told the boy that she was pregnant. The news got to the boy's parents and they called the girl to ask her some questions.
It happened that the period she claimed that the boy slept with her didn't tally with the pregnancy.
From her calculation, she was pregnant before she met the boy. So the boy's mother suggested that she'll take the girl to do some tests, which she accepted.
On the day of the proposed test, the girl blocked the boy's mother. The woman called her with another line and she equally blocked it.
After some months she got in contact with the boy that she was in the hospital, and about to give birth. She told the boy to make sure he's there with her if he really wants to father the child.
The boy told her that he was at work and wouldn't make it, so she suggested that the boy's father should come. The boy contacted his father, who in turn contacted his best friend, whose wife had delivered a baby after 10 years of waiting.
The man had a bike which would be easy for his movement. Later on, the boy excused himself from work and joined his father and his father's friend who owned the bike.
Few minutes into the journey, they had an accident, and the boy's father died on the spot. The boy's jaw was pushed into his mouth.
The owner of the bike, whose wife just gave birth after 10 years, broke his two legs, and the hospital is contemplating amputation.
The man was buried last week Friday. Information flying around now is that the girl that gave birth is going around telling people that the boy wasn't responsible for the pregnancy.
Then why did she destroy two families? She hasn't called to offer condolences to the family. The boy's mother is very angry.
End.
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